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Weeks ago, it has been reported that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the situation. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of fiasco. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ploy to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was spotted at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cig stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she perfected it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.

I almost went a whole week without posting a blog entry about car wreck and reformed vag licker Lindsay Lohan, but when I came across these photos of her taken some time last week, I just felt compelled to say something about them. The fiery redhead looks downright skanky in these photos and it doesn’t help that her eyes looked coked out of their skull. The skinny bod, the cheap-looking dress, the heavy eyelids - tell me this doesn’t look like the beginning of a really horrible gang bang scene in a cheaply-produced sex flick. And while the elegant-looking hotel room is supposed to add a hint of elegance and class, the way she stands and poses for these pics make her just look like a high-class hooker visiting the hotel room of a group of Japanese businessmen waiting to ravage her in every orifice. And I’m pretty sure she’s fine with being paid in cocaine.

So far it hasn’t been a good week for Lindsay. Just yesterday she was spotted leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at around 6:30 in the morning where she presumably spent the night. She was seen carrying a large purse and some clothes before jumping straight into her waiting car. I’m guessing this is what is known as The Walk of Shame - the I-can’t-believe-I-just-did-that strut after a one night stand that I’m fairly sure we’ve all done at least once in our lives. I would like to believe that this is their once and for all Final Fuck. You know, that one last sexual encounter after you’ve broken up to sort of seal the deal. Some people do it, some don’t, but this is usually indicative of a great sex life with your ex that you have to give in one last time. So in this case, I don’t know which of them is the better cunt licker. Who asked for what first? Only these two know the answer to that, and they’re not talking.

So all in all it’s been a pretty eventful week for Lindsay. Got gangbanged in a really expensive hotel room by a bunch of Japanese businessmen, and then going back to the bush for one last night with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Of course, this is all just conjecture. We will never know what happened for sure, we can only imagine. But there lies the fun, right? She gives us so much fodder for our made-up stories that it’s almost like she knows exactly what people will be talking about before she gets into another photo op. I don’t wanna give her that much credit, but if that happens to be true, this girl is fucking brilliant. That means she’s got all of us on her puppet strings and we are helpless under her command. Fine by me. At least I’m entertaining myself. And I do hope you are too. But if you want more than conjecture, drop by this place and see the real side of Hollywood - all the embarrassing and gritty details the stars don’t want you to know.

Even though we’ve pretty much seen her boobs with her numerous nipslips and see-throughs, Lindsay Lohan may finally do the thing that all down-and-out, still-struggling-to-hold-on-to-their-career, desperate-to-still-be-relevant actress do: go topless. Because of her financial and celebrity ills (and the fact that no film studio will touch her with a ten foot pole) LiLo might do a little bit of on-stage stripping to make ends meet. Sounds like the plot to some shitty movie where we’re supposed to feel sorry for strippers, right? Sure it does, but in this case it’s real. And it’s with Lindsey. Which, to be perfectly honest, is actually sadder.

But not to worry. We’re not talking about some skany Vegas strip joint with a bouncer named Bubba and strippers named Candi, Tiffani, Amber, and the like. We’re talking about the huge Vegas extravaganza called Peepshow currently starring General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco and Spice Girl Melanie B that had a splashy, star-studded opening recently. LiLo attended one of the performances and supposedly liked what she saw. And I’m not talking about the topless dancers, as she may or may not have turned her back on carpet-munching. She liked the performance so much that she supposedly talked with one of the producers of the show about possibly joining them on their next run.

Wow, first rumors of porn, and now a topless Vegas strip show? Lindsay is really at the end of her rapidly fraying rope. Two things concern me now. One: she should have done this years ago, when her titties were still pert and bouncy, instead of saggy and limp like they are now. Two: how low has your career gone when the only job you can get is replacing Kelly Monaco or Mel B? Sad sad state of affairs indeed. But, at least for all of you horny young men out there (this guy included), the sight of live Lindsay boobage is something I would definitely pay good money to see. But while waiting for that to may or may not happen, see some other LiLo boobage and other hot Hollywood racks and asses right here.

Walking corpse Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a couple of boxes of pizza which leads many to believe that she’s finally doing something to rehabilitate her decimated figure. But judging by these photos — the sunken cheeks, the baggy clothes — it looks like it might be just a little too late.

Lindsay already looks sick. When she smiles, she actually looks frightening instead of endearing. The light that always seemed to be so infectious about her has just disappeared completely. One will always wonder if she’ll ever get it back.

It would be so easy to blame all of this on this carpet-munching “phase” people believe her to be going through. But lest we forget, her career was already on shaky ground pre-Samantha. Flop after flop she just hasn’t gotten a good movie role since her Mean Girls days. And now it looks like if she doesn’t shape up, she might end up delivering pizzas instead of ordering them!

I can see it now: you call your favorite pizza place, make an order, 20 minutes later Lindsay Lohan is at your doorstep, delivering your pizza. Would you feel bad for her? Would you invite her in, share a slice with her? Or would you just point and laugh? Either way, it would be a complete shock if she ends up as one of those “Where Are They Now…” anecdotes in entertainment news shows.

Well, I’m sure when that happens, we’ll be the first to hear about it, including all of the scandalous happenings of this wild child. To see all the craziness, head on over here and get more of your Lindsay fix.

Courtenay Semel, lesbian daughter of Yahoo! CEO Jerry Semel, recently revealed to the UK tabloid News of The World every detail of her supposed lesbian relationship with Lindsay Lohan, which happened even before LiLo met her current lesbo lover, Samantha Ronson.  The story included everything from how they met at a Malibu summer beach party in 2006 to how she introduced the budding lesbian to the carnal joys of Sapphic sex.  Then Lindsay supposedly got paranoid and started sleeping around with lots of guys and doing drugs, to protect her reputation and career.  Yeah, good job on that one, Lindsay.

Courtenay said she and Lindsay even moved in together, but she left because she couldn’t take all the sleeping around Lindsay was doing.  Sometime during their time together, Samantha Ronson entered the picture, and somehow Lindsay got comfortable with being a dyke, which is so damn obvious now with LiLo and Ronson running around in the open and smooching whenever they think there are no cameras around.  Which is why Lindsay’s denial of her and Courtenay’s lesbian affair is baffling.  Hey Lindsay, it’s been a big open secret for some time now, so get over it and find a hotter lesbian chick than Samantha Ronson so you can have your cake, and we can eat it too!

But then, according to Courtenay’s stories, LiLo is actually up for some bisexual action, so we’ve still got a chance to nail her as long as she still wants to protect her career!  So let’s just let her deny all she wants, and check out her hot pics here, while waiting for her to go on her next guy-fucking spree!