Haunted Celebs Blog

Seems like this 90210 star needs to get all the attention she can get so she’s seen wearing bikinis every time the paparazzis’ cams click. Well, we’re glad Annalynne McCord does that because she looks way better in them than when she wears uhm, regular clothes. Here she wears a pink ruffled bikini as she celebrates her 22nd birthday in Malibu.

The reportedly other half of Twilight star Kellan Lutz makes bits of news with her (numerous) nipslips, upskirts, and yes, a car accident. But she never did make it to the headlines, though. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because of her one-expression face both on and off set of her teen show. Haha! (Okay, that’s not even funny.)

Well anyway, let me greet you all the same Annalynne. Happy birthday to you and I wish you a sextape to finally get you in the spotlight. You’ve been in Hollywood a while honey, don’t you think it’s time?

Now that she’s Mrs. Douchebag, Heidi Montag takes the next step to being even more of a skank than being married to Gonorrhea-peen Spencer Pratt - becoming a Playboy alum. Yup, the plastic-chested fame whore is in talks to appear in the magazine sometime this year. And yes, before you ask, she is asking for a buttload of money. Sources have approximated her request at half a million dollars. And that’s not even the fucked-up part. Heidi will only do the magazine “tastefully undressed”. Meaning? No nipple, no bush, no twat. Just boring-ass glamour shots you can pretty much see in a Victoria’s Secret billboard at the bus stop.

I don’t even know where to begin with this fuckery. She’s asking for HOW MUCH? Not even the top celebs in their heyday asked for that kind of money. And now, during a recession no less, she’s asking for half a million dollars for some lame pics? Playboy barely can recoup it’s investment with every issue because of lowered advertising revenue and dwindling sales and she has the gall to demand that amount? I mean, outside of the viewers of The Hills, no one knows who the fuck she is. And if they do manage to go “Oh, yeah I’ve heard of her”, they really don’t care enough to see her naked. It’s not like she’s a world-wide star who is instantly recognizable. I still mistake her for Cher.

And what is up with this whole “tastefully undressed” shit? What is the point of being in Playboy if you’re not going to at least show nipple. I can understand the reservations about showing labia, but tits are like the minimum requirement for appearing in Playboy. It’s an ADULT MEN’S MAGAZINE. Guys whack off to the pictures inside. It’s not a place to be modest. So either you strip for it or you don’t do it. Simple as that.

I do hope The Hef has more sense that to agree with this. He’ll defnitely get the raw end of the deal if he agrees to these crappy terms. But knowing that there are a lot of people out there who would love to see this happen, he just might say yes. Which will be the downfall of Playboy, if you ask me. They’ll never recover from this debacle. Ever. Hef and Co. should just stick to small town college girls or down-on-their luck celebs to feature in the magazine. They would be more than willing to strip naked for a chance to be a part of Playboy. And charge a lot less money at that. Kinda like the skanky Hollywood celebs you’ll find here. Eager and willing to do anything to stay in the spotlight.

I told you Britney Spears wasn’t done bringing the crazy. While she has yet to resort to head-shaving and break-downing, she’s definitely got the paparazzi’s attention once again. And this time, people are talking. The incident of topic: these bikini pics. Or more importantly, what’s hanging out of them. Yes, that’s Britney’s pussy.

At least, that’s what it looks like. It’s like a wedgie for your cunt, kinda like a camel toe, only the whole bikini front is riding up. Now, I don’t know if this is the result of having kids, or the weight loss, or just plain having her pussy stretched by gigantic dildos. Whatever the culprit is, Britney’s pussy has made an appearance once again.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. And I’m not even talking about the infamous panty-less paparazzi pics of her getting out of a car that have pretty much become the butt of jokes from everything from SNL to Mike Myers. No, I’m talking just a few weeks ago, while she was live, on stage, performing one of her songs during her comeback Circus tour. After a rousing song and dance number in a particularly revealing costume, the lights go out and, unknown to her that her mic was still on, exclaimed “Oh, my pussy’s hanging out!” Classic Brit-Brit if I say so myself.

And now, these pics surface. It doesn’t help that she’s cradling her baby in her arms, looking the way she does. You can directly blame the kid for stretching out her pussy lips. Plus he totally ruins the image. How can you get a woody looking at a hot chick with her cunt lip hanging out when she’s holding a two-year-old in her arms. I’m sure for some of you, that’s not a problem, so enjoy the sights of Ms. Spears’ inviting poontang. You can see a lot more over here so check it out.

The Barbados beauty graces the pages of GQ Mexico magazine, and Rihanna looks fucking steamy in it (but then again, she always does, right?) Just looking at the cover — the red bikini top, the hot body, the clear sexy green eyes, those full pouty red lips… it’s enough to make you jizz your pants. But wait ’til you see the inside.

She’s in a sexy white bikini in a couple of shots, showing off her awesome body in all its glory. Her buttery skin just begging to be caressed (or licked, depending on how aroused you are). All the while she gives us this stare that seems to say “Come here, I want you”, a look that she seems to have refined in the short time she’s been in our collective radar. When you’re someone who’s that hot, you’re sure to get noticed. Steamy video after steamy video, she hit her major desirable stride with the mega ultra super hit single Umbrella which practically became the anthem of 2008 (admit it, you know the words by heart). It was inevitable that this musical goddess would be arguably the hottest artist of 2008, and it looks like there’s no stopping her.

Already 2009 is starting to look good for this steamy siren. She’s just been nominated as Female Artist of the year at the NAACP Awards alongside Alicia Keys, Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson, and Mariah Carey. I know, I know… how can you choose amongst these fine fine ladies? But for sheer hotness factor alone, Rihanna has my vote.

She’s currently on tour, finishing up Mexico and heading to the states. No word yet if her schedule will prevent her from attending the Grammys next month (where she has a couple of nominations) but I do hope she does so we can catch a glimpse of this sizzling singer even if it’s just for a few minutes on TV. If you can’t wait that long, I suggest heading over to this site for more steamy pics of her and other beautiful Hollywood ladies.