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Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was caught at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cancer stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she excelled in it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.

And we thought we’d never see her in one.

But Avril Lavigne went to Malibu beach sporting one hot bikini body. Seems like this pop singer realized she looks good with just bikinis on, as she was seen a few days in a row wearing those little outfits. Maybe it’s all because of her downside career; she thought it’s just time to strip and get naked a bit, just like what the other losers in Hollywood do when they’re not given much job offers. Or it may also be because she wants attention from the media again; it’s time to spice up their love-hate relationship.

Well, it isn’t actually the first time that Avril has done some sort of image transformation. Remember when she used to want to seem to vomit with pop music? When this Canadian singer was starting out, she hated pop, stressing she would never do songs in that genre. But guess what happened a few years later? Pop! Oh, what a poser. By the way, more douchebaggery from this “Complicated” girl. Avril also got two claims of unoriginality and stealing songs. Last 2007, she was accused by both Chantal Kreviazuk and a band named The Rubinos for stealing their songs. The latter accused Avril of copying her song “Girlfriend” from their song called “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend.” But her music company denied both accusations and dismissed the suit filed. I don’t even know what to react to that, she’s just so… Avril.

Okay well, let’s go back to the main point of this post. Avril Lavigne, how much of an annoying bitch that she is, is looking hot in a bikini. Even I was stunned! Hope she’ll forever remain in that and ditch her “Sk8rboi‘ style and make it history because that just fucking sucks. But if you’re a fan (Eeew!) and you want to see her past style and more mischiefs, drop by here.

Avril Lavigne’s Malaysian leg of her Asian tour was banned recently by the Malaysian government because of protests from the youth wing of a fundamentalist opposition group, the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party.  They said the Avril Lavigne was too sexy.  As if anything can be “too sexy”.  Everyone knows that sexy has to be taken to it’s absolute limit, and if anything the world is filled with things that “aren’t sexy enough”.  But that’s Muslim fundamentalists for you.  Good thing the government has seen through their illogical claims and their Arts, Culture and Heritage Ministry has announced that Avril’s concert will be allowed to push through.  With 10,000 tickets sold already, I guess they chose to listen to the majority of the people instead of a vocal but unrepresentative fundamentalist “youth wing”.

Other hotties like Christina Aguilera and Beyonce Knowles haven’t been as lucky in Malaysia, and if you want to check out the sexy reasons why, then click on this link!