I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.

The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.

Seems like Miranda Kerr is on the top of the world these days. Well, aside from her consignment as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she was recently named as a David Jones Ambassador. I don’t honestly know what that means and I don’t care. All I know is that Miranda’s getting lots of money and it just adds another level to her hotness meter. Okay now, that didn’t sound right, did it?

Anyway, back to my new apple-of-the-eye Aussie model Miranda. The only thing I hate about her is that she’s already engaged. If you don’t know who the lucky bastard is, well, then let me tell you. It’s Orlando Bloom. Yeah, that other pirate in the Pirates movie and the long-haired pretty boy from Lord of the Rings. Yes, they are engaged. Or not, because they are repeatedly denying it despite Miranda being seen with an engagement ring wherever she goes.

But this is Hollywood, people. No one stays together for so long. So let’s just hope they separate soon, then Miranda goes ‘Katie Price‘ insane because of her broken heart and do all sorts of crazy stuff. Haha. Anyway if you want to catch more of Miranda’s hotness, drop by here. Enjoy!

These vampire-themed shows are making me sick already. Good thing, the producers of True Blood were sharp enough to employ hottie Evan Rachel Wood to star as Queen Sophie-Ann, the Vampire Queen of Luisiana. Yeah whatever that title means. What’s important is that Evan will be a regular this season. If you ask me, I’d say the girl’s suited for that role. Well, look at her skin, man. She’s as pale as Rob Pattinson with full Vampire make-up.

Marilyn Manson’s ex has been wanting the vampire role so badly that in fact she expressed her desire to becoming a vampire in True Blood by stressing she has pale skin and she doesn’t need make-up so the producers can save their dough up. Good for her, her efforts of not staying under the sun paid off and she got herself a role.

Meanwhile, we heard the news this hottie’s going strong with Z-list actor Shane West. Lucky dude. Evan’s practically a goddess, despite her (wrong) choices of men to be in a relationship with. But then again, she’s still young, she’ll change her mind soon and move on… I hope. Anyway, if you want more pics of Evan, plus juicy scandals of her past, visit this place here.

Weeks ago, it has been disclosed that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the issue. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of fiasco. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ruse to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was caught at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cancer stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with different men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she excelled in it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.

Seems like this 90210 star needs to get all the attention she can get so she’s caught wearing bikinis every time the paparazzis’ cams click. Well, we’re glad Annalynne McCord does that because she looks way better in them than when she wears uhm, regular clothes. Here she wears a pink ruffled bikini as she celebrates her 22nd birthday in Malibu.

The reportedly other half of Twilight star Kellan Lutz makes bits of buzz with her (numerous) nipslips, upskirts, and yes, a car accident. But she never did make it to the headlines, though. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because of her one-expression face both on and off set of her teen show. Haha! (Okay, that’s not even funny.)

Well anyway, let me greet you all the same Annalynne. Happy birthday to you and I wish you a sextape to finally get you in the spotlight. You’ve been in Hollywood a while honey, don’t you think it’s time?

No, I don’t watch Entourage and I don’t intend to. I just mentioned it because it stars this hottie named Emmanuelle Chriqui and she’s so fucking hot. I admit I didn’t know who she were before. I don’t even know how to pronounce her surname, but what the hell, I know her now and that’s what matters. Why, hello there Emmanuelle. Call me.

Have I already said that this Canadian actress is hot? If you still don’t recognize this beauty, you might have remembered there’s a hot chick starring alongside Adam Sandler on the movie You Don’t mess with the Zohan. Well, she’s that chick. You still don’t remember? That’s good so I can keep her for myself.

I’ve already seen this chick’s sexy pictures before, but they didn’t really appeal to me as much as now. It’s probably because she was just another pretty face/hot body without a name. Can her agents change her name or something? Because it’s just so hard to remember. Anyway, what really really prompted me to take note of her name finally is this picture right here below. See it yourself, enjoy, and check this place out for more sexy pics, upskirts, and nipslips of Emmanuelle Chriqui. (See I have to repeat her name over and over so I’ll remember.)

First, the pantless houte couture. Then, the outrageous headpieces. Next, her exploding boobs on her last concert. I’m somewhat a fan of Lady GaGa, because she can carry her eccentricity well. But this has got to be the last thing I would want to see on her–the one-line eye brow. This is totally ridiculous and out of line, that it just erased all my fascination with her. Gaga, if you want more people looking up on you, please stop this shit now and just focus on your music.

This singer first emerged into the music scene by teaming up with music producer RedOne and produced Billboard number one hit of 2008, Just Dance. Soon after Lady GaGa has already become a family name across the world. And it’s not just because of her music but also because of the way she dresses. She was almost arrested in Russia because of her pantless fashion, has already been ridiculed by many critics because of her I-look-like-a-tranny-but-I-love-it look, but we have to agree her fashion sense’s one of the things that pulled her to the top.

But… but, why this? This look is nuts. Well, not much insane as her other looks, but at least in those she doesn’t look like a cracked up whore. If she continue looking like this, God help her so her fans wouldn’t boycott her. Or God help us that her fans don’t imitate this cheap stripper look, because if they did that would be pandemonium. Anyway, if you want to see more of Lady GaGa’s sexy ass, nipslips, and more, check this out.

Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a challenger on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British eyesore takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.

With all the mishaps she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her  projects, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.

Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her slip ups she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.

Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair transformations,  Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker hair than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets on her short shorts and orange tanktop. Thank God, yesterday she wore a bra.

This recent hair makeover of hers gets me wondering what’s next for Britney. Why, we all know what happened when she had a breakdown a few years ago. It was her hair that gives us the signal that Britney’s going crazy, and crazier by the minute. Now, what’s with the brunette hairdo? Is it to reflect her rumored engagement with her agent/boyfriend? Hope Brit slows it down this time and watch her back, and bank account too, before settling down with yet another man.

I pity Britney’s hair, seriously. They seem like the one she experiments on whenever something new’s happening in her life. We’ll never know for sure how long this hair color will stay on her this time, because we’ll never know when she’ll shave her head again. Yeah, Britney’s unpredictable like that; her show isn’t called Circus for nothing. But I honestly prefer her blonde. Why, well blonde fits her personality more; because you know what they say about blondes… Anyway, if you want to take a look back at Britney’s crazy misbehaviors, upskirts, nipslips and more, drop by at this place here.

And we thought we’d never see her in one.

But Avril Lavigne went to Malibu beach sporting one hot bikini body. Seems like this pop singer realized she looks good with just bikinis on, as she was seen a few days in a row wearing those little outfits. Maybe it’s all because of her downside career; she thought it’s just time to strip and get naked a bit, just like what the other losers in Hollywood do when they’re not given much job offers. Or it may also be because she wants attention from the media again; it’s time to spice up their love-hate relationship.

Well, it isn’t actually the first time that Avril has done some sort of image transformation. Remember when she used to want to seem to vomit with pop music? When this Canadian singer was starting out, she hated pop, stressing she would never do songs in that genre. But guess what happened a few years later? Pop! Oh, what a poser. By the way, more douchebaggery from this “Complicated” girl. Avril also got two claims of unoriginality and stealing songs. Last 2007, she was accused by both Chantal Kreviazuk and a band named The Rubinos for stealing their songs. The latter accused Avril of copying her song “Girlfriend” from their song called “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend.” But her music company denied both accusations and dismissed the suit filed. I don’t even know what to react to that, she’s just so… Avril.

Okay well, let’s go back to the main point of this post. Avril Lavigne, how much of an annoying bitch that she is, is looking hot in a bikini. Even I was stunned! Hope she’ll forever remain in that and ditch her “Sk8rboi‘ style and make it history because that just fucking sucks. But if you’re a fan (Eeew!) and you want to see her past style and more mischiefs, drop by here.

The CW show, 90210 recast hasn’t really been making waves in primetime television as CW did with the first season of Gossip Girl. But even though the show’s kinda lame headlines-wise, what’s happening behind the scenes fires up the set. All this thanks to 90210 oldie/LAPD-hall-of-famer Shannen Doherty and 90210 newbie, Shenae Grimes. The two has been reportedly bitching each other out on the set on its first season. Apparently, Doherty, thinking it’s still 1990s and Beverly Hills 90210 is still on,  acts out like a bitch on set. An Enquirer source tells us she “talks down to the costume designers and caterers like they’re her servants and prances around like she’s Hollywood royalty.”

But newbie Shenae, who looks like she hasn’t eaten anything her whole life, wouldn’t take Shannen’s grits sitting down. So she goes outbitching Shannen, referring to her as an “effin’ bitch” when Shannen first walked on to 90210’s set. Grimes’s confidence must have been influenced by the ‘events’ that’s happening to Shannen Doherty lately. Remember Shannen’s face off with the Malibu cops? Oh, if you don’t that’s totally understandable. Anyway, the former Charmed actress who played Prue Haliwell asked Malibu cops for help regarding paparazzis who have been following her. But the cops were baffled because they didn’t know who she is. Ha! No one knows who you are anymore, bitch.

But aside from outbitching the 90210 alum, that Shenae Grimes girl also has her own share of misdemeanors, possibly following Shannon’s felon-strudded past. The 18-year-old girl was spotted by the paparazzis smoking tobacco sticks at a West Hollywood supermarket. Not only did she puff one, she actually bought at least 6 packs. Seems like this girl isn’t Shannen Doherty’s nemesis afterall; she’s actually her protegee. To get more news from these Hollywood bitches, click here.

The woman who looked like she ate the marshmallow man is coming to a stage near you. Well, if you happen to live in London’s West End that is. Yes, Mariah Carey, the woman who is single-handedly responsible for the Hello Kitty shortage in the world is headed for the stage. Yes, you read that right. And we’re not talking Glitter: The Musical here. No no, she will be appearing in a legitimate West End play that she will be paid £15,000 a week for. That’s about 24,000 in US dollars. Chump change for Mimi, right? That’s probably how much she pays for shampoo in a week, maybe. So I guess she must really want this. And in London, no less?

Apparently, Mimi has always wanted to act on the stage. While in the UK promoting her new single, she talked to several stage producers about appearing in one of the local productions According to the Mirror UK, “Mariah has always wanted to star in a play so this really is a dream come true.” And get this - it was the producers of the yet-to-be-disclosed play that asked her to be in their production! “She was hugely flattered to have been asked and is determined to nail the part… she is pretty confident in her own abilities. Mariah’s done a bit of acting in her time but nothing on this scale.” And by scale, they’re not talking about her ever-expanding waistline. Or her boobs.

I’m guessing none of those producers has seen any of Mariah’s attempts at acting. Forget Glitter, how about her cameo in The Bachelor? Or the direct-to-video Wise Girls? Heck, you don’t even have to watch those movies for fear of losing your sanity, just watch some of her music videos where she attempts to act, like Honey or Heartbreaker. Camp to the M-A-X. But then again, maybe we’re jumping the gun here. We don’t even know what the production is. For all we know, the role is a self-obsessed, narcissistic, overly annoying perfectionist drag queen. In which case, she’d be playing herself. Except for the drag queen part. Although, I’m not really sure about that one either. 40 years old and never pregnant? Just sayin’… So we’ll be looking forward to this sure-to-be-atrocity on the London stage. Expect really old men who were alive during the time of Shakespeare to be picketing against this travesty to the theater outside on opening night. But again, she could prove us all wrong. After all, when Mimi sets her mind on something, she gets it done. See your favorite Hollywood stars get determined to get you hard right here.

In the history of music, there have been frightening fables about musical “divas” that strike fear into concert producers, hotel managers, designers, hair people, make-up people and the like. Stories that forever live in infamy and illustrate the idea that for certain artists, “no” is never a possibility. Some names come to mind: Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Madonna, Barbra Streisand - artists that have become iconic and important - and they know they are. Hence bitchy behavior, impossible demands, and temper tantrums are the norm for them. Now you can add another name to that list - someone that, IMHO does not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the aforementioned: Beyonce Knowles. Yup, first she sent a body double (who looked more like an anorexic Leona Lewis than her) to sub for her at an art gallery opening hoping that people would not notice the difference (They did. What tipped them off? About a foot of ass missing from the body double’s behind). And now, a recent trip to London further reinforced the idea that this major diva is a major bitch.

Staying at the famed Mandarin Hotel at Hype Park in London, she was invited to take a tour of popular UK department store Harvey Nichols and she agreed. Since the store was right across the street from her hotel, they figured she would have no trouble getting there. Boy, were they wrong. Apparently Miss Thunder Thighs did not want to walk across the street, instead demanded that she be driven there, along with two vehicles of personal assistants and bodyguards. So rather than a one-minute walk, it took them more than 20 minutes to get in the limos, drive down the street, make a u-turn, and park in front of the store, where Beyonce spent 20 minutes walking around and took the same way getting back to her hotel. Believe it.

Now, if someone like Liza or Bette or Cher did something like this, it would be completely valid. These are living legends who have contributed a treasure trove of talent to the music industry for decades. And Beyonce? Aside from teaching gals how to be “bootylicious” and having an on-screen catfight with Ali Larter in Obsessed, she has done shit. She’s only been around for a couple of years and already she’s acting like a grade-A cunt. She’s just another product of the music hit assembly line and grates her way through her “music” with nothing to back her. Maybe that’s exactly why she’s doing what she’s doing because she knows she’s not in it for the long run. That her celebrity has a shelf life. And that she knows she has zero talent. I won’t be surprised if soon she takes it all off for some slutty magazine as a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant. But if this ho is your cup of tea, head on over here and see more of Beyonce and some other hot Hollywood bitches.

Celebs think they can get away with anything. Especially if they believe it’s for a good cause. Take raging idiot Jessica Alba for instance. While in Oklahoma shooting her next shitacular The Killer Inside Me, she decided it would be a good thing to express her environmentalist issues by plastering giant posters of scary-looking killer sharks all over the city to incite awareness for the dwindling number of Great Whites due to illegal poaching and the rise of Sharksfin Dumplings. Okay, maybe not that last one. But her attempts at being political once again makes her look like a grade-A dumb-ass (“Be Sweden” anyone?). Here’s why…

One, the posters she splatered all over the city just has a picture of a fierce, toothy fish with absolutely nothing written on it. What is it supposed to be? A Jaws tribute? Maybe a peition to make Deep Blue Sea 2: Deeper Bluer Sea-er? How are people supposed to know it’s for Great White conservation. Then again, Jess did spearhead this so the attempt is as vapid as the attemptee. Two, she posted things on private property, like a billboard for United Way. A billboard that the charity organization will have to pay to replace since the glue she used was the heavy-duty shit that doesn’t wash off. So the whole billboard has to be replaced. Ironic isn’t it? Fucking up a charitable organization that helps HUMANS to further the cause of SHARKS. That eat HUMANS. Ah, the circle of life…

When the proverbial shit hit the fan, Jessica issued an apology to tabloid show TMZ. “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.” So, in short Jessica was passing the buck. This bitch can never take responsibilty for anything! I bet if she ends up cheating on her husband, she’ll find a way to blame him. Some girls just don’t know when to quit. Thank God she’s hot as shit. You can see that for yourself here.

One is a British tabloid and paparazzi star who regularly poses bare-breasted on public beaches for all to see, the other is an American triple-threat 17-year-old Disney star who’s seeing a 21-year old underwear model. One is dissing the other for not being a good role model to the young girls of the world. I know what you’re thinking - it’s a basic case of the pot calling the kettle black, right? In this case, I am inclined to believe that. Yes, British wild child Peaches Geldoff has just been quoted as saying that she’s a much better role model for young women than Miley Cyrus would ever be. She cites Miley’s pre-packaged glossy goody-two-shoes fake persona as something that is killing the originality of the youth of the world.

Peaches was quoted as saying “These girls that have been upheld as role models who are literally just girls who have been ferried from place to place, media trained, told what to do and just like complete veneers of people - people who are not even real. I’ve made mistakes, now I’ve come up from that and I’ve really bettered myself.” Yes, getting kicked out of your parents house for bad behavior, doing drugs every chance you get, getting a big-ass tattoo on your backside, and posing topless on public beaches is “bettering” one’s self? Excuse me while I use an English phrase, but I beg to differ. Any one who takes one look at Peaches knows she’s got bad girl written all over her. To call herself a role model is to call Paris Hilton a virgin. It’s a flat-out lie.

On the other hand, little miss Disney isn’t any better herself. Dressing up like a two dollar hooker since the age of 15 doesn’t exactly qualify as being a role model. I think she single-handedly was responsible for twelve-year-olds wearing micro-mini skirts. And tranny make-up. Plus the fact that you know she’s getting a mouth full of adult boyfriend dick every chance she gets. That’s another thing. A minor having a grown-up for a boyfriend? Parents across America must be shocked. So amongst these two, I will not side with either of them. Crazy Brit and Skanky Tween will have to battle it out amongst themselves as to who they think is a better role model. Until then, check out this place to see some of your favorite celebs battle for your attention.

She carried a baby for nine months, then weaned the baby for months after, so it’s no surprise that as soon as Ashlee Simpson decided to stop breastfeeding, she hit the sauce big time. Too bad it happened in a public place. At a high-profile event. In front of her husband Pete Wentz’s ex-girlfriend. And to make matters worse - bitch went ahead and said something really really nasty. Yup. The triangle of Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and ex-girlfriend Michelle Trachtenberg found themselves in a very awkward moment when Ashlee went a little too far with the booze and experienced verbal diarrhea directed towards Michelle.

The three were at the DJ Hero video game launch party and people could see that the group did look awkward with each other. Actually, it was Ashlee who looked uncomfortable with the situation. Obviously, she seemed like she had something to say, but didn’t for the sake of propriety. Then, the booze started flowing. Soon after, Ashlee started acting differently and began gyrating stripper-like on Pete which kinda made things uncomfortable for EVERYONE at the party. Sure enough, Pete decided to pull his missus away to a more private location when, upon leaving, witnesses heard Ashlee say to Michelle “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was fucking him!” which just left Michelle looking stunned and confused. What a way to make a spectacle of one’s self, huh?

I don’t know what brought this about. If it was Ashlee who cheated on Michelle and Pete’s relationship, then why is she the one being a bitch? I guess no one will ever know. All we know is that Pete told people that the whole thing was just a little misunderstanding and that Ashlee apoloigized to Michelle for the remark and now eveything is hunky-dory. Sound kinda fishy to me, but hey, Hollywood is such a small town. These two are bound to run into each other again, and when that happens you can be sure the paps will be all over that shit. One thing I do know for sure, I don’t think Michelle will be guesting on Melrose Place 2.0 anytime soon until this whole thing blows over. That and Ashlee won’t be asking Michelle to be her baby’s godmother. If you want to see more crazy bitches doing embarassing stuff, drop by here.

Okay, so maybe these aren’t much of a secret, but they are new to me so let me get through this post as if they were. Back in 1981, when superstar A-list actress Demi Moore was only 19 (and current flame Ashton Kutcher was only 3) Demi wanted to get into showbiz no matter what. She tried modeling but was too short. She tried bit parts but got tired of the anonymity. So what’s a struggling actress in Hollywood during the ’80s to do to get noticed? Why, pose naked in a magazine, what else! But instead of a glossy Playboy magazine spread (something that I’m sure the Playboy people are kicking themselves over) Demi landed on the pages of a little-known magazine called Oui where she bared all, including some pretty extreme shots of her very very hairy bush (one that rivals even Madonna’s vintage nude pics that surfaced recently). It’s been a while since these pics have made the internet rounds but only now did I get to see them and let me just say… What must Ashton think?

Seriously, I’m not all that surprised that she did something like this back then. I mean, with her propensity for taking her clothes off in movies like About Last Night, Indecent Proposal and of course Striptease, she kinda has a history of being comfortable with her body. After all she has a rockin’ one, always tight and firm. Even when she had  her post-babyweight still on her, she still managed to rock the lactating humongous boobies back then. Then of course these days we get Demi 2.0 - post Charlie’s Angels comeback where she shocked the world with her flat stomach and rock-hard titties. A far cry from the baby faced nude pictures you see here.

Personally, I would take this MILF in any way shape or form. Just one husky word from that sexy mouth and I’d be jizzing my pants. Even if I’ll be in danger of physical bodily harm from those marble tits, I’d still take my chances. Women like Demi come once in a while - amazing face, hot sexual appeal, tight body, and a voice that is the definition of “bedroom voice”. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Ashton is one lucky mother fucker. Literally. Demi has three kids. Ashton is fucking her. That makes him a mother fucker, right? When is their sex tape coming out again? I wonder if we’ll hear about these naked pics from either of their Twitter accounts. Check out more of Hollywood’s sexiest secrets revealed here.

Now that she’s got the whole delusions of movie fame out of her head, fatty Jessica Simpson is heading back to the small screen that made her famous in the first place. And before you start thinking she’ll be starring in a reality show based on her soaring weight gain and plummeting music and film career, think again. No. The stupid blonde is set to star in the reality/documentary called The Price of Beauty, a program that features Jess going around the world and discovering the many shocking things women would do to make themselves beautiful. Basically every single Oprah episode on make-overs condensed into one frenetically-edited set to crappy pop music reality show featuring one of the widest asses in Hollywood today.

It’s still pretty unclear if Jess will shed the poundage before taking on the TV hosting duties, but what is clear is that she will apparently attempt some of the extreme beauty regimens she discovers herself. So it’s kinda like a cross between The Swan and Fear Factor with a bit of Animal Planet thrown in. You know, because the women would be dogs before their regimens and hot chicks after. Details are still under wraps about what exactly the show will contain, but one thing is for sure, you’re gonna have to sit through Jessica’s annoying nasal faux-Southern accent for 40 minutes every week while watching rich and deluded skanks nip, tuck, staple, stretch, exfoliate, and make-over themselves for the sake of vanity. I can’t think of a more exciting show to see.

In all seriousness, why is this woman still working? Scratch that. Why is this woman still relevant? It seems like since she debuted her hefty figure months ago, people have been clamoring for her disappearance. Yet the media still seems to embrace this Jabba. Vanity Fair covers (still not over that one), constant press coverage, and in-depth coverage of her attempts at weight loss are rampant on both TV and the net, and we just sit here and roll our eyes at this awfulness. It’s about time that we, as bloggers, come together and just basically ignore her to get it in her head that WE DON’T WANT TO SEE HER ANYMORE! But unfortunately, a lot of people still wanna see her. She has, after all, become the poster girl for hick-town middle America. You know, those women who waddle through the mall wearing the tiniest clothes and thinking their the shit, when in actuality they’re gelatinous tubs of lard that should never be allowed out of the house. It’s people like Jessica that make fat people delusional. And delusion leads to the most embarassing situations. Kinda like the situations you’ll find right here.

Back in 1992, a little flick about a high school cheerleader who wakes up one day and gets the power to battle the undead unspooled in theaters to disastrous results. In 1997, that box-office flop was adapted into a TV series that not only became a huge ratings gainer, but had received critical acclaim and garnered many awards and praises. It was so successful in fact, that it even spawned a spin-off series. The show ended after 7 seasons and has been rumored to be returning to the big screen from whence it originated ever since. Now, the show that made carrying a wooden stake in your purse cool is being brought back into theaters in a new and updated way. I, of course am talking about Buffy The Vampire Slayer. And it’s lead actress Sarah Michelle Gellar will not be a part of it.

Yup, the role that made her a household name will go on without her thereby dashing any hopes of a box-office success for her since The Grudge. And SMG isn’t the only one to not be involved in the project. Original scribe and series creator Joss Whedon won’t be involved either. The project is being spearheaded by the movie version’s original director and producer Fran Rubel Kuzui and Kaz Kuzui who were the one’s who bought the original script by a then unknown Whedon and own the license of the franchise to this day. They are basically planning a reboot (ala the Batman franchise) which will take the character into new, darker, more epic directions. So one question remains: Who will play Buffy?

Since the project is still in the starting stages, word hasn’t gotten around Hollywood yet. But knowing the PR and agent machines in Tinseltown, a lot of up and coming young actresses will be crawling over each other to get the part. Wouldn’t matter if the script sucked or if the direction was weak (didn’t stop then hot property Kristy Swanson from doing the original) they would jump at the chance to be compared to SMG’s wooden acting abilities. But if the producers need casting choices, just tune in to the CW any night of the week and take your pick of young nubile Hollywood ingenues who would even suck some peen to get the part. How’d you think they ended up on the CW in the first place? See all the sleazy sides of stardom right here.

What started out as an exciting team-up is now turning into one big bitch fest over on the set of Iron Man 2. The summer blockbuster has been getting a lot of on-set buzz because of it’s two lead female stars. Gwyneth Paltrow who is reprising her role as Pepper Potts is rumored to be cold and unfeeling towards the Black Widow herself Scarlett Johansson. Apparently GOOP has a little bit of an ego problem as she seems to be resenting the attention (both from the press and the crew) that ScarJo has been getting (and continues to get) as the sexy and seductive villain in next year’s blockbuster. She seems to be jealous of everything from the director’s attention down to the tight-fitting attention-grabbing costumes Scarlett has to wear for the role. Since Pepper is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of gal, GOOP is always clad in no-nonsense business suits and cocktail dresses while ScarJo gets to look like pretty much a whore everyday. And Gwynnie doesn’t like it one little bit.

This isn’t the only controversy surrounding the sequel. Aside from the cast change from Terrence Howard to Don Cheadle in the role of Jim Rhodes (aka War machine), Scarlett herself was only the second choice to play Black Widow. The Devil Wears Prada’s Emily Blunt was originally cast in the role but had to back out due to scheduling conflicts. Another thing that GOOP seemed to be pissed about. She was looking forward to working with the British actress, stating that she and her have more in common than she and Scarlett. Says a source close to the star “They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set. Gwyneth was looking forward to working with Emily Blunt, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”

All of a sudden I’m interested in this movie for completely different reasons now. I know that these two hot babes are professional actresses and wouldn’t do anythihng to endager the shoot, but the premiere night and the press junkets will be an entirely different scene altogether. I can just imagine them being forced together - light and dark - for promotional shoots and press junkets. Let’s hope that all the animosity or ignoring would cease by the time the shoot is over. But at the same time, I’ll be waiting with bated breath for little euphemisms and innuendos that the two will surely have for each other. Meanwhile, drop on by here to see some more celebs in not-so-nice moments caught on camera.

First there was Janice Dickinson. Then there was Twiggy. Now, the latest America’s Next Top Model judge to bite the dust is (insert faux-sincere Tyra Banks voice here) Llllllllegendary Supermodel Paulina Porizkova. She’s been a judge on the modeling competition program now for about three cycles and while there were no rumors of bad blood between the retired legend and the ego-crazy diva-wannabe, it still comes as no surprise that Tyra fired Paulina’s ass. Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that it was Tyra who canned Paulina. Which is for the best, since Paulina had gotten tired of Tyra’s crazy diva ways. How tired? Well, I’ll let Paulina tell you herself.

In an interview with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, Paulina regaled him with stories of how she would wait for Tyra to arrive on set. “It’s six hours later and I feel like I am being told my time is not as valuable as hers. They pointed out that I should shut up and be grateful for the job and that Tyra is really busy. I think that my little hissy fits about ‘Well, we are all here on time. Why can’t she?’ didn’t go over all that well.” The conversation then veered towards Paulina’s opinions on the high turnover rate for female judges on the show. “I don’t think that in Tyra’s universe that’s even a consideration. I don’t think she cares. I’m not even sure she was aware that I existed way out there in Siberia, much like I am not sure she knew Twiggy existed.” And the most surprising revelation of all - Tyra doesn’t speak to Paulina in real life. “All I know of her is literally when we are on set talking to each other in front of the cameras. That is the only time she would speak to me.”

Okay, hold the motherfuckin’ phone! Are we to believe that Tyra Banks, who’s greatest modeling achievement is showcasing her large tatas on the pages of Sports Illustrated and acting (badly) in a John Singleton movie has the gall to ignore a model who has been on the cover of Vogue and many other magazines, who’s held million-dollar contracts for cosmetics companies like Lancome, and who’s modeling legacy consists of some of the greatest designers and photographers who ever lived? No wonder other model judges are sashaying their way out of ANTM. There is so much ego tripping on Tyra’s part it’s not even funny. Just because it’s her show doesn;t mean she has the right to treat the people around her like vapor. Then again, what do you expect from someone who is desperate to stay relevant in an industry that practically vomits her up. But the opposite of vomit-inducing pics and videos can be found right here.

She’s been goading the Catholic church for quite some time now with her sexually suggestive songs about religion and Catholicism and her constant use of church imagery in her looks and music videos. She single-handedly made the rosary into a fashion accessory that is still all the rage to this day. But Madonna dating a man over half her age named Jesus was kinda pushing it a bit. And now, the material girl known for getting what she wants wants to marry the Brazilian model, and they just might go through with it.

Jesus’ own father (would that be God then) has confirmed that the two will indeed tie the knot sometime soon. But Madonna insists to go with a Kabbalah ceremony which may not actually be legally binding. Says the father “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity,” So I suppose that takes care of the question of exactly how much Jesus is getting paid to be Madonna’s butt boy. Since it’s not gonna be a recognized ceremony by law, all of Madge’s millions will stay with her after she gets tired of this year’s model.

Despite the age gap (or perhaps because of it), Madonna intends on making this family official because of Jesus’ fondness and closeness with Madonna’s kids - Lourdes, 13, Rocco, 9 and David Banda, 4.  At a mere 22 years of age, he could very well be their big brother, not fucking their mom/being their stepdad. My mind instantly wanders to sick and twisted territory as I feel some kind of sordid affair between Jesus and sexually burgeoning Lourdes might come about. Jesus looks like the kind of skanky type that might just do that.

But when all is said and done, after the english speaking lessons and the trophy boyfriending, Madonna has made quite an investment in Jesus and it looks like she’s not planning on letting her hooks free of him anytime soon. With Madge’s penchant for youth-obsessing (the only way she can stay relevant over 50), this latest attempt at trying to be younger just looks like a desperate move on her part. And to think we thought Madge was on her way to being a serious person. Moving to London, getting a fake British accent, writing children’s books. Then she went all skany again with this whole deal. One thing’s for sure - Madonna definitely has some buzz still left in her. Check out all the Madonna insanity right here.

With the constant referencing of her derogatory nickname Horseface, it’s easy to overlook the inherent fuckability of Sex and The City star Sarah Jessica Parker. After all, with jabs of “Why the long face?” you can’t help but think of her equine face-alike when you see her, no matter how fashionably or provocatively dressed she is. Well, I came across these super-hot SJP photos and knew exactly why a lot of people consider this to be her sexiest shoot - half her face is covered. Whether in shadow or by her flowing hair, we don’t get to see much of her mug which many consider to be her weakest asset. Strange how a star’s face can be her downfall. After all, she works very hard to keep a sexy tight figure. And considering she’s very short, she has to do extra Pilates stretches to make herself look longer. SJP is hot, just as long as you put a paper bag over her head.

Right now this stylish siren is in the middle of shooting the sequel to last year’s surprise mega hit film adaptation of her very successful and Emmy-winning hit TV series, but sources say she’s not planning on any other project afterward. Mainly because she’s getting ready for the arrival of her twin girls (or twin foals, as one website so cruelly put) from a surrogate mother. A surrogate who apparently has a slightly less-than-wholesome background. The woman is supposedly a punk-rockin’, pink-haired, part-time carpet muncher. Quite simply, she’s a bisexual rocker chick. But SJP and her husband Matthew Broderick chose her anyway, perhaps because this isn’t the first surrogacy the woman performed. She previously carried a baby to term for a gay couple and is now on her way to being THE celebrity surrogate. Okay, so maybe not, but if she ever decides to do this for a living, I’m sure SJP can find someone else in the Hollywood universe who’d be interested in her services.

Apparently, the arrival of the lil' tikes won’t just prompt SJP to take a break, but to give up acting completely. Aside from the newborns, she’s also taking care of her and Matthew’s own son who is turning 7 this year. I guess she decided to give up the bright lights of stardom for the glamorous life of being a mother. I think it has more to do with the fact that she no longer attracts the type of projects that will want to be seen by a lot of people. Aside from the SATC movies (which I am fairly certain she will milk for all it’s worth) I really don’t see her doing anything else. Except maybe of course a remake of Black Beauty. I know, bad joke. But hey, at least we’ll get to see her doing something bareback! While the celebs here aren’t exactly doing bareback, they sure know how to embarrass themselves. So check them out.

I almost went a full week without posting a blog entry about car wreck and reformed vag licker Lindsay Lohan, but when I came across these photos of her taken some time last week, I just felt compelled to say something about them. The fiery redhead looks downright skanky in these photos and it doesn’t help that her eyes looked coked out of their skull. The skinny bod, the cheap-looking dress, the heavy eyelids - tell me this doesn’t look like the beginning of a really horrible gang bang scene in a cheaply-produced fuck flick. And while the elegant-looking hotel room is supposed to add a hint of elegance and class, the way she stands and poses for these pics make her just look like a high-class hooker visiting the hotel room of a group of Japanese businessmen waiting to ravage her in every orifice. And I’m pretty sure she’s fine with being paid in cocaine.

So far it hasn’t been a good week for Lindsay. Just yesterday she was spotted leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house at around 6:30 in the morning where she presumably spent the night. She was seen carrying a large purse and some clothes before jumping straight into her waiting car. I’m guessing this is what is known as The Walk of Shame - the I-can’t-believe-I-just-did-that strut after a one night stand that I’m fairly sure we’ve all done at least once in our lives. I would like to believe that this is their once and for all Final Fuck. You know, that one last sexual encounter after you’ve broken up to sort of seal the deal. Some people do it, some don’t, but this is usually indicative of a great sex life with your ex that you have to give in one last time. So in this case, I don’t know which of them is the better cunt licker. Who asked for what first? Only these two know the answer to that, and they’re not talking.

So all in all it’s been a pretty eventful week for Lindsay. Got gangbanged in a really expensive hotel room by a bunch of Japanese businessmen, and then going back to the bush for one last night with ex lady friend Samantha Ronson. Of course, this is all just conjecture. We will never know what happened for sure, we can only imagine. But there lies the fun, right? She gives us so much fodder for our made-up stories that it’s almost like she knows exactly what people will be talking about before she gets into another photo op. I don’t wanna give her that much credit, but if that happens to be true, this girl is fucking brilliant. That means she’s got all of us on her puppet strings and we are helpless under her command. Fine by me. At least I’m entertaining myself. And I do hope you are too. But if you want more than conjecture, drop by this place and see the real side of Hollywood - all the embarrassing and gritty details the stars don’t want you to know.

It seems that nearly dying and losing whatever career she has left has not let booze-hound and crack-head Amy Winehouse from reaching for the sky. And by sky I mean Skyy Vodka. It sure hasn’t dampened her spirit in the least. And by spirit I mean the many available bottled and awaiting eager lips to provide an escape from it all. Just goes to show that some people just cannot change.

She’s still on the island resort of St. Lucia where she seems to have been for months now, and she was reported to have fainted while doing some crazy karate moves. Kinda like the ones you see here. When word of what happened got out the spin team chalked it up to “dehydration” claiming that Amy has been having so much fun that she forgot to hydrate. That would have been a perfectly good excuse if people didn’t spot her at a local club the next day downing drinks like they were becoming extinct. It didn’t help when a few hours later she was seen passed out stone-cold drunk at one of the tables. Looks like the bout of dehydration struck her again!

Now, I am not gonna sit here and preach about the dangers of alcohol. That would be hypocritical of me. After all, most people who did great things were drunks. Earnest Hemingway. Lionel Barrymore. Pretty much everyone during the Roman empire. George W. Bush. Okay, that last one is debatable. So may be this is Amy’s way of channeling her artistic juices (I so DO NOT wanna think about Amy WInehouse’s juices) and funneling them into her music. The only problem is, she’s not doing any of her music. Record company executives are furious over the long wait for her to finish her new album, and they’re running out of patience. They would abandon plans, but they’ve already paid her a very hefty advance on the songs. So she’s just wasting that money away on cheap booze and crazy karate lessons.

So if she is one to glug before greatness, then let her be. But use this prodigious talent wisely. Get results. Work first, paaaarty later. Don’t fall on your face and drown in a pool of your own vomit. Get your bony ass moving and do amazing things. The crazy can wait. For now, have a little bit of creative flow and let things smooth out of you. Who knows, you just might enjoy it.

And you will definitely enjoy some crazy, sexy, and revealing celeb stuff here.

Now that she’s Mrs. Douchebag, Heidi Montag takes the next step to being even more of a skank than being married to Gonorrhea-peen Spencer Pratt - becoming a Playboy alum. Yup, the plastic-chested fame whore is in talks to appear in the magazine sometime this year. And yes, before you ask, she is asking for a buttload of money. Sources have approximated her request at half a million dollars. And that’s not even the fucked-up part. Heidi will only do the magazine “tastefully undressed”. Meaning? No nipple, no bush, no twat. Just boring-ass glamour shots you can pretty much see in a Victoria’s Secret billboard at the bus stop.

I don’t even know where to begin with this fuckery. She’s asking for HOW MUCH? Not even the top celebs in their heyday asked for that kind of money. And now, during a recession no less, she’s asking for half a million dollars for some lame pics? Playboy barely can recoup it’s investment with every issue because of lowered advertising revenue and dwindling sales and she has the gall to demand that amount? I mean, outside of the viewers of The Hills, no one knows who the fuck she is. And if they do manage to go “Oh, yeah I’ve heard of her”, they really don’t care enough to see her naked. It’s not like she’s a world-wide star who is instantly recognizable. I still mistake her for Cher.

And what is up with this whole “tastefully undressed” shit? What is the point of being in Playboy if you’re not going to at least show nipple. I can understand the reservations about showing labia, but tits are like the minimum requirement for appearing in Playboy. It’s an ADULT MEN’S MAGAZINE. Guys whack off to the pictures inside. It’s not a place to be modest. So either you strip for it or you don’t do it. Simple as that.

I do hope The Hef has more sense that to agree with this. He’ll defnitely get the raw end of the deal if he agrees to these crappy terms. But knowing that there are a lot of people out there who would love to see this happen, he just might say yes. Which will be the downfall of Playboy, if you ask me. They’ll never recover from this debacle. Ever. Hef and Co. should just stick to small town college girls or down-on-their luck celebs to feature in the magazine. They would be more than willing to strip naked for a chance to be a part of Playboy. And charge a lot less money at that. Kinda like the skanky Hollywood celebs you’ll find here. Eager and willing to do anything to stay in the spotlight.

For months now, there has been grumblings and twitters about what has really been transpiring inside the super girl group The Pussycat Dolls and it’s lead singer Nicole Scherzinger. It all began when the group released their adaptation of the Oscar-winning theme song to the film Slumdog Millionaire entitled Jai Ho with the single reading “Jai Ho - Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger”. Naturally, eyebrows went up. If Nicole is part of the group, even leading it, then why did she have a “featuring” credit on the single? This prompted speculation of her leaving the group, but that pretty much died down as well. Then another single was released with the same “featuring” credit and now people were really concerned, including the other Dolls.

The whole thing erupted this past weekend when, while opening for Britney Spears‘ tour, one of the Dolls Melody Thornton screamed at the cheering crowd “Thank you for supporting me even though I’m not FEATURED!” You could practically hear crickets for a second, that’s how tense and awkward things became. Because everyone knew what she was saying - What are we, your back-up dancers? It’s true, the rest of the girls don’t even sing back-up in the new record, let alone leads in some songs. Nicole gets to do her own thing (commercial endorsements, ad campaigns, solo recording contracts) and the rest of them get nil. If I were them, I’d be pissed as well!

What is unclear though, is how much of this is actually Nicole’s personal actions. True she’s the lead singer of the group, even responsible for writing and arranging some of their songs, but word is it’s the record company that’s pretty much pushing her to the forefront. I’m starting to believe that with this recession, everybody’s doing cutbacks - even on girl group members! It’s probably one giant conspiracy, not to let Nicole break free of the group, but for the record company to dissolve the Dolls completely! My conspiracy theorist is coming out, and before I start spewing stuff about Area 51 and the Kennedy assasination, I’ll shut up now. All I know is that these five fine babes better stay together long enough for them to do a Playboy shoot or something. Or, come to think of it, they should split up, have their career’s go up in flames, and then they’d be desperate enough for Playboy! Until then, check out this site for some rather interesting pics of Nicole and other hot Hollywood celebs waiting just for you.

#10. Slumdog Millionaire star Freida Pinto burst into the scene with the huge success of the Oscar-winning film and helped land her a role in the next Woody Allen movie. Will quick success mean a quit departure? We’ll hafta wait and see.

#9. Anna Friel may have lost her day job with the cancellation of her series Pushing Daisies, but the cult following of the show definitely secured her a spot on this list. Here’s hoping her next project will be broader in appeal.

#8. Smallville star Kristin Kreuk has come a long way from her modeling days but not far enough to get to the top spot. Probably because of the weak box-office of her last film Streetfighter:Legend of Chun-Li and the dwindling ratings of her TV show.

#7. She’s still fuckin' hot on 24, but Elisha Cuthbert definitely has got a film career just waiting to explode. Not one to rest on her TV success, she’s got a slew of projects due out this year.

#6. Perpetually clad in lingerie, Adriana Lima definitely deserves a spot on this list. The Brazilian beauty should have been higher up on the poll if you ask me, but hey I didn’t vote so I really have no right to complain.

#5. British Glamour model Keeley Hazell drops down 2 spots from number 3 last year. I think it’s because once you’ve seen one pair of double-d knockers, you’ve seen them all. And with the rise in BBBs of late, she needs to work extra hard to stay on top of the game.

#4. Britney Spears re-enters the top 10 because of her hugely successful comeback as well as her hard-earned hot bod. Goes to show what hard work (and parental control) can get you once you want something that bad.

#3. Depsite being labeled as a stupid bitch, Jessica Alba gets third place on the list. Which exactly proves the point I’ve been trying to make all my life: as long as you’re completely hot, it doesn’t matter what comes out of your mouth or what’s in your head.

#2. Last year’s number one hot woman of the world will have to settle for second place this year as Megan Fox drops a notch. Maybe it’s because she hasn’t had a movie since 2007’s Transformers, plus the on-again off-again relationship with Brian Austin Green perhaps didn’t help either. Us dudes like out hot gals unattached.

And the number one Sexiest Woman in the World title goes to…

#1. Cheryl Cole. The Girl’s Aloud hottie lands on the top spot - amazingly. While I can’t say I’m a huge fan, I think it’s fine that she gets it. I mean, I would have preferred Megan or Adriana at the top, but Cheryl’s fans definitely see something in her that makes her the sexiest in the world. I’m not here to argue, just state the facts.

So, fine hot women battle it out for your attention, and the public has spoken. So feel free to argue who should be where on this list, as well as those not included that should be. And to help you decide that, check out this site for some very sexy and hot (and sometimes embarrassing) pics of your favorite celebs.

Even though we’ve pretty much seen her jugs with her numerous nipslips and see-throughs, Lindsay Lohan may finally do the thing that all down-and-out, still-struggling-to-hold-on-to-their-career, desperate-to-still-be-relevant actress do: go topless. Because of her financial and celebrity problems (and the fact that no film studio will touch her with a ten foot pole) LiLo might do a little bit of on-stage stripping to make ends meet. Sounds like the plot to some shitty movie where we’re supposed to feel sorry for strippers, right? Sure it does, but in this case it’s real. And it’s with Lindsey. Which, to be perfectly honest, is actually sadder.

But not to worry. We’re not talking about some skany Vegas strip joint with a bouncer named Bubba and strippers named Candi, Tiffani, Amber, and the like. We’re talking about the huge Vegas extravaganza called Peepshow currently starring General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco and Spice Girl Melanie B that had a splashy, star-studded opening recently. LiLo attended one of the performances and supposedly liked what she saw. And I’m not talking about the topless dancers, as she may or may not have turned her back on carpet-munching. She liked the performance so much that she supposedly talked with one of the producers of the show about possibly joining them on their next run.

Wow, first rumors of porn, and now a topless Vegas strip show? Lindsay is really at the end of her rapidly fraying rope. Two things concern me now. One: she should have done this years ago, when her jugs were still pert and bouncy, instead of saggy and limp like they are now. Two: how low has your career gone when the only job you can get is replacing Kelly Monaco or Mel B? Sad sad state of affairs indeed. But, at least for all of you horny young men out there (this guy included), the sight of live Lindsay boobage is something I would definitely pay good money to see. But while waiting for that to may or may not happen, see some other LiLo boobage and other hot Hollywood racks and asses right here.

There’s performance-level, and then there’s just plain mindless. Dance skank Lady Gaga, in a recent concert performance, was so into her shitty music, singing and dancing and waving her microphone around that she “accidentally” hit one of her back-up dancers in the mouth, knocking three of her front teeth out. The dancer was rushed to the hospital soon after the incident, where Gaga was very apologetic and even insisted on replacing the dancer’s teeth with porcelain caps. Well, it’s the least she could do for disfiguring the woman for life.

It seems that Lady has a lot of problems being on stage. There’s this incident, and a few weeks ago she was photographed on stage during a performance in one of her revealing outfits when photographer, upon closer inspection, noticed something out of the ordinary. That’s a pretty broad term for someone like Lady, but in this case it was quite disturbingly accurate. Zooming in on her crotch, you could clearly see her tampon string just sticking out of her twat, just hanging there, minding it’s own business. Very un-Lady like if you ask me.

So why after blunder after blunder (nip slips, upskirts, assault and tampon-peeking) is this woman still as popular than ever? How could a woman of this classless league win the hearts of music-lovers the world over, enough to have her first two singles consecutively go to number one? Well, I hate to admit it, but it’s because she’s hot. Yes, I’ll admit it. There’s something fascinatingly fuckable about this pop star that no matter how many idiotic things she does, she still manages to come across likeable. Maybe in a few years when everyone has had their fill of her will we all collectively exclaim “What was I thinking?!” But for now, while we still fnd her hot, let’s bask in the crazy world of Lady Gaga and eagerly await her next embarassing blunder. Which is exactly what you’ll find here - celeb blunders you’ll love to see over and over again.

There are a lot of unflattering camera angles a person can be photographed in. Even famous people have this problem, beautiful as they are. Ever since becoming an object of jokery because of her noticeable weight-gain, the paps have been trying their best to find the worst possible picture angle for Jessica Simpson. And I do believe this intrepid photographer’s work has finally found it.

Yup, somehow, through careful maneuvering, this paparazzi has gotten some very unflattering pictures of Jess’ rather sizable behind. Yup, that’s her ass, hanging out in very very tight thong panties. Look closely and you see a hint of pussy lips just squeezing to get out. Seems like Ms. Simpson, despite her hefty bulk is not a fan of sensible underwear. I mean, she sported the granny jeans, so granny panties should be on the same order, right?

What really gets me thinking about these photos is the angle in which they were taken. It’s obviously an undershot, where the camera is positioned under the subject. So either the photographer was lying on the pavement and snapping away which kinda takes away the whole stalker-esque process of being a paparazzi, or the camera was dangling on one hand with the lens pointing up as they click away, hoping that the shots turn out well. Well, they did, and soon these pics will be the topic of conversation by bloggers everywhere.

Just goes to show that one should always wear the best clothing, both outer and underwear, because you’ll never know when and where (as in where on your body) you’ll get photographed. It’s a sobering reminder of what Momma used to tell us - always look your best. Famous people of all people should know this since they live in such close proximity to photographers and cameras and reporters. But every now and then, we get a great shot like this one, and we can bask in the fact that even celebs are not at all perfect. See more of those not-so-perfect moments right here, a site where Hollywood stars do not want you to go.

In a world where paranoia is increasing exponentially, it’s easy to give in to the fears and whisperings of danger lurking around every corner. Carcinogens in sugar, transfat in butter, cholesterol in broccoli - stuff like that. In our modern times, there are so many red flags waving in front of our faces warning us of the things we eat, stuff we wear, land we live in, even the air we breathe. We can do one of two things - either not listen to the paranoia, or completely give in to it. Unfortunately one such Gwyneth Paltrow has taken on the latter route. As a result, she doesn’t shampoo.

She apparently is frightened of the environmental toxins that live in shampoo and other everyday items. She’s scared not just for herself but for her kids as well. Especially for her kids, since their metabolisms are still in their developing phase and may not break down these toxins as fast as grown-ups can. My question is: When did Gwyneth Paltrow get so crazy?

Okay, so I understand the whole being overly-cautious thing, but it seems that these days things are just getting so ridiculously out of hand that we fear every single thing we see and experience. And now, if someone like Gwyneth Paltrow, an influential A-list actress admired by many as one of the sanest people in Hollywood would spew nonesense like “Don’t shampoo!”, imagine how many smelly-haired people we’d encounter everyday.

Maybe Gwyneth should focus more on getting her sexy back rather than walking around with unshampooed hair looking like an absolute trainwreck. I remember back when she was the hot “it” girl. Everyone wanted to work with her. Every guy wanted to fuck her. Apparently getting married to a rock singer and popping out kids will tone your sexy down. Okay, so maybe it’s just the not-shampooing. If you wanna see a fresher, shampooed and sexy Gwyneth, check out this place and explore the possibilities.

Elizabeth Banks is one of those actresses that just gets you erect without even doing anything. She just has that fuck-face you see on really hot, non-surgically enhanced porn stars. So it’s no surprise that she often gets cast in highly titillating roles ranging from a girl who likes her shower head just a little too much (yes, she shoves one up her cunt in the movie 40-Year-Old Virgin) to a seductress who may or may not have slept her way into a widower’s life (The Uninvited), she’s got a trademark look that just elicits pure lust.

But for her highly sexual nature, she hasn’t done any major nudity on film. So it comes as a welcome surprise that I found these pictures of Elizabeth. While not extremely graphic in it’s nature, it’s shows you enough while not revealing too much. I really don’t know when these pictures were taken, but they show a rather young-looking Ms. Banks, so I’m guessing this was at least 10 years ago. During that time, she was still a struggling actress doing bit parts in TV shows and low-budget movies. But landing small roles in high-profile movies like Spider-man and Catch Me If You Can got her noticed and now, she’s practically unstoppable.

Now, with these pictures, it’s all systems go for sex-goddess-dom. She’s definitely sizzling, got a great body, nice pert knockers, the works. And while she still has reservations about doing a full-on nude scene, she says she’s got no qualms about going naked if the film really needs it. Forget the film, how about us, your legions of fans who cannot wait to see you disrobe and finally flash some cooch? Do it for us! In the meantime, these pics will have to do. So see more of these hot photos and a lot more from a lot of other celebrities right here!

From a purely aesthetic standpoint, there is much reason to look forward to the Sex and the City sequel set for release in May of next year. The nice thing about the show (and subsequent movie) is that you’re always guaranteed a nude scene. And no matter what you’re type is, they’re all here.

If you want a fashion consious gal who has a tight little body you can throw around while fucking them hard, you’ve got Carrie. If you’re in the mood for sweet and dainty who is naughty enough to try anything once, you’ve got Charlotte. If you want a tough-as-nails no-nonesense gal who can boss you around in bed, that’s Miranda. And if you want an overly-sexual cougar who can fuck the daylights out of you better than a 19-year-old can, you’ve got Samantha. So, just for this sake (and this sake alone) I’m fairly excited about the sequel.

See, there were a lot of things I was expecting from the first movie that they didn’t do. Kristin Davis has no nude scene, and neither did Kim Cattrall (well, fully nude anyway). There weren’t that many sex scenes (the TV series was littered with them) save for Cynthia Nixon who got fucked and naked at the same time. I have no expectation that Sarah Jessica Parker will get naked or get fake-fucked on screen so I’m not even gonna hope for that.

So when 2010 comes around, I’ll be the first in line to see these hot bitches push the envelope some more, then later on go home and jack off to the memories. After all, the only thing that’s opening that same week is Prince of Persia and I sure as hell ain’t gonna jack-off to a steroided long-haired Jake Gyllenhaal. No siree!

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Fast and Furious star Michelle Rodriguez has had a very colorful showbiz life since debuting in the successful indie Girlfight. She’s had lots of arrests for DUI, run-ins with the paparazzi, celeb feuds, and now, she’s making headlines again. She recently assaulted a paparazzi while promoting her new movie in Mexico.

From the short video I’ve seen, a local news camera captured Michelle arriving from the airport, being pushed out in a wheelchair. Clearly tired and somewhat sickly, Michelle was in no mood to talk to anyone. The reporter, who was speaking in Spanish, kept asking Michelle questions. I don’t understand Spanish so I couldn’t make out what he was asking. But if I were to venture a guess, it would be something along the lines of “What’s the deal with the wheelchair?” As the reporter got closer for what he probably thought was an answer, Michelle pounced. She jumped out of her chair - suddenly strong enough - and proceeded to chase the paparazzi, letting loose a stream of Spanish profanity that again I couldn’t quite get. And no, I won’t venture a guess.

From what I’ve seen of the clip, I couldn’t see anything the reporter did to piss off Michelle that much. Could he have asked if she really did eat pussy? Did he inquire about her feelings about her last DUI arrest? Or perhaps he posed a question about getting fired from Lost because of drunk driving? Whatever it was, it’s not on the clip, and clearly something was cut out. So maybe he did provoke Michelle and made her appear like a crazy ass bitch.

But don’t get me wrong - Michelle IS a crazy ass bitch. In fact, after she had calmed down a few minutes later, she didn’t apologize about what happened, saying that she’s only human and does “animalistic” things when angered. Nope, never thought that for a minute. Sure, she’s got those scary-ass incisors that look like she could bite your schlong off in one quick motion, but I’ve always thought of her as a strong, independent chick who likes to let off some steam every once in a while. Who doesn’t?

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One of the most disturbing news I’ve heard today is that sexy and voluptuous vixen Scarlett Johansson will be shedding the pounds to prepare for her role in the next Iron Man movie where she’ll be playing Russian spy Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow. She’s buffing up for physically demanding role so no more womanly curves for the time being.

Now, I know how some actors do their best to get into character. Renee Zellweger gained twenty pounds for Bridget Jones Diary. Christian Bale lost several pounds for The Machinist. But Scarlett doing anything for a role - ANY role is just unacceptable. She’s just so perfectly hot as she is. I don’t think it’s fair to cast an actress to play a sexy role and ask her to change herself for it. She was cast in the role for the reason of being hot.

Of course, I’m just speculating if the producers asked her to shed the poundage, but if they did they all is crazy! I don’t see the point in making her skinnier. Are they trying to match her with Gwyneth Platrow, who’ll be reprising her role as Pepper Potts. First of all, Gwyn practically looks like a walking corpse and has nothing sexy about her. Okay, so maybe motherhood has added a few inches to her boob size, but still, comparing her body to Scarlett’s is like comparing John Goodman’s to Brad Pitt’s. There’s just no comparison.

So my advice? Leave it alone. Scarlett is already hot just the way she is. I have an itching feeling that Gwyneth specifically asked producers to make Scarlett look less-attractive than her. In my opinion, the only way that would happen, is if Scarlett had to wear a fatsuit and a mustache for the movie, and even then she’d still one-up Gwyneth in the hot department. Don’t believe me? Check out this site and see all the hotness of Scarlett and other Hollywood celebs.

After he got his strange-ass dumped by the woman he cheated on her with, Dita Von Teese is having none of Marilyn Manson’s heartfelt sorries. The shock-rocker has reportedly been calling and leaving messages for Dita, expressing just how sorry he is that he cheated on her (with actress Evan Rachel Wood, who dumped him recently) and that he wants to give their marriage another try. But Dita has been divorced from Manson for two years now, and has pretty much closed that chapter of her life. In fact, as a sign of her sea-change, Dita will no longer date weirdos.

Yup, you heard it here folks! She has expressed a desire for normalcy, saying that she’s looking for men who are simple, likes to hike and wear sweaters, regular guy bullshit. No more eyeliner-wearing rock musicians or strange-acting artists and actors. Just your run-of-the-mill average Joe looking to fuck a really odd-looking girl.

And I say odd-looking in the sexiest, sluttiest possible way. As you can see from the pics here, Ms. Dita likes to get a wee bit naughty. Add to that the paper-white skin, the jet-black hair, fuck-me-pumps and blood-red lipstick - it’s like dating a pin-up from the ’50s. Which might turn some guys on, so I’m sure a lot of dudes out there are sprucing themselves up in case they get a chance meeting with the goddess of burlesque.

But they’re gonna have to get in line, because according to Dita herself, she’s currently dating three men. Three! Now, that’s playing the field — the extra skanky way! But seriously man, can you blame her? She was married to the wierdest guy in music who looks like a walking corpse. Imagine having that fuck you night after night. You’d play the field too as soon as you get a bit of freedom. Now that she’s back in the dating world, maybe she’ll go back to doing more hardcore stuff, like the stuff you’ll find here - Hollywood at it’s hottest!

With all the crazy outfits, complicated dance moves, and in your face persona, it’s a wonder something like this didn’t happen sooner to dance diva Lady Gaga. I’m talking about the tried and tested, always works, never fails to garner attention tabloid and paparazzi favorite - the nip slip.

Yes, it’s official, Lady Gaga is part of a select elite who by tabloid and blogshpere standards are bona fide trash. Well, to be honest, it’s not like several people hadn’t already thought that about Gaga, with her over the top fashion sense and seemingly slutty behavior. Although she defends her look and actions as part of her act, Gaga still has the cheap-ass aura surrounding her that she can’t seem to shake.

She’s now being hailed as the princess of pop, Madonna being the queen, and Britney being the dame. I think it’s still to early to judge if Lady Gaga will have staying power in this business. While her songs are catchy pop dance trash, people might get bored of her stuff quite quickly. And in this day and age of constantly-evolving music she might be as relevant in two years as the Macarena is today. So I’d hold off on the awarding of titles just yet.

But, truth be told, a nip slip is a step in the right direction for that. After all, the women she’s being lumped with have a history of public nudity. So we’ll see how well this “scandal” holds up for Lady Gaga. She seems to be doing something right, having three of her songs in the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time. Perhaps this little “accident” will help boost her sales more and catapult her into mega-super-dooper-stardom!

If not, she can always flash her pussy coming out of a limo. Like the celebrity babes right here who would do anything to be in the spotlight.

I told you Britney Spears wasn’t done bringing the crazy. While she has yet to resort to head-shaving and break-downing, she’s definitely got the paparazzi’s attention once again. And this time, people are blogging. The incident of topic: these bikini pics. Or more importantly, what’s hanging out of them. Yes, that’s Britney’s poontang.

At least, that’s what it looks like. It’s like a wedgie for your cunt, kinda like a camel toe, only the whole bikini front is riding up. Now, I don’t know if this is the result of having kids, or the weight loss, or just plain having her pussy stretched by gigantic dildos. Whatever the culprit is, Britney’s pussy has made an appearance once again.

This isn’t the first time this has happened. And I’m not even talking about the infamous panty-less paparazzi pics of her getting out of a car that have pretty much become the butt of jokes from everything from SNL to Mike Myers. No, I’m talking just a few weeks ago, while she was live, on stage, performing one of her songs during her comeback Circus tour. After a rousing song and dance number in a particularly revealing costume, the lights go out and, unknown to her that her mic was still on, exclaimed “Oh, my pussy’s hanging out!” Classic Brit-Brit if I say so myself.

And now, these pics surface. It doesn’t help that she’s cradling her baby in her arms, looking the way she does. You can directly blame the kid for stretching out her pussy lips. Plus he totally ruins the image. How can you get a woody looking at a hot chick with her cunt lip hanging out when she’s holding a two-year-old in her arms. I’m sure for some of you, that’s not a problem, so enjoy the sights of Ms. Spears’ inviting poontang. You can see a lot more over here so check it out.

Poor Lily Allen just can’t get a break. After expressing a desire to change her bad-girl partying and wild-child ways in the wake of her successful new album It’s Not You, It’s Me and subsequent hit single The Fear, here she is again causing quite a stir by attacking a paparazzi photographer after he accidentally rear-ended her car.

An altercation soon followed where Lily proceeded to scream at the guy. Not content, she starts hitting him on the head, kicking him in the shin, and lets loose a long barrage of swear words, She even tried to throw a water bottle as he continued to snap pictures of her.

Now, I’m all for being angry over something that’s someone else’s fault. But the mature thing she could’ve done was to call the police, file a report, get their insurance information, and contacted her lawyer. What was she trying to accomplish? What possible good could come from attacking someone for something accidental?

Then again, this is Lily Allen we’re talking about. Tabloid denizen and blogsphere fodder as she is, controversy seems to follow her everywhere she goes. Maybe this wasn’t an accident at all. Maybe the paps purposefully rear-ended her to get some kind of rise out of her. In the era of tabloid journalism where media outlets will do almost anything to sell a story (or in this case, a photo) sometimes this shit happens.

I just hope this whole thing gets sorted out without any lasting damage. As for Lily, I’ve got a bottle of Valium with your name on it. It’ll help you chillax. Meanwhile, check some more controversial celeb behavior right here.

Talk about ungrateful Hollywood celebrities. They do their damnedest to push themselves into the spotlight, taking any role in terrible movies just to pad their resume and gain “experience”. Then, lo and behold, a breakout role in a movie or TV series comes their way and the media frenzy descends upon them turning them from a nobody who sucks cock between community theater roles, to bonafide household names. Then, for all the things the media has done for them, they go and act like a bitch when the media approaches them. Such a thing has happened with Heroes actress and direct-to-video starlet Hayden Panettiere.

According to Us Magazine, she “lost her cool at an event in Hawaii over the weekend. The 19-year-old star — who recently split with Milo Ventimiglia because of her club-going ways — was testy when she first stepped on the red carpet at a fundraiser benefiting the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation Sunday in Honolulu. ‘Back up!’ she yelled at photographers. After posing for photos, she breezed by reporters. A female television reporter touched her shoulder and asked, ‘May we talk with you, Hayden?’ Miffed, the actress jerked her head around and screamed, ‘Don’t you ever touch me!’ She then icily asked a red carpet handler, ‘Oh, am I supposed to do interviews?’ Approaching various media outlets, she snapped again: ‘You all make my life miserable’ and refused to answer any questions.”

Well! I! Never! Given that she was languishing in small guest roles and straight-to-dvd sequels to Bring It On (okay, ONE sequel) and has now become one of Hollywood’s most talked-about young celebs, you’d think she would be a bit more accommodating to the people who actually give her buzz. What was she doing being nasty in the first place? It was a public event, she knew press was gonna be there, she was contractually obligated to talk to them, so what’s your damage, Heather? She better be careful ’cause once Heroes gets canceled (and I’m pretty sure that day is coming soon) she’ll be back buried in obscurity and turning tricks along Hollywood Boulevard for crack-money. When that happens, I’ll be the first one to drive up to her corner.

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Whenever Paris Hilton hits the town, you know something awful is gonna happen. America’s favorite slut went out with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and on the way home decided to give the paps something to snap. Yes, you guessed it - she flashed her panties.

Walking down the stairs of restaurant My House, Paris thought it the perfect opportunity for some panty flashing. Spotting the photogs at the foot of the stairs probably made her think “Great, paparazzi! Too bad I’m wearing panties tonight. Oh, well, gotta stay in the headline…” and bam, there we have it.

And if that wasn’t enough, in the car drive home, Paris and Doug decided to do a little tongue hockey for all to see. She must’ve thought she had to do something to make for her wearing panties. So a little tongue action for the photogs oughtta do it. I wonder if she talked to Doug about it before hand - the exact amount of tongue to show, angles for the most effective view, the wideness of the mouth - that sort of stuff. I’m fairly certain that Paris thinks about this stuff and plans this in advance. Any mediawhore worth her salt would do the exact thing.

So it never fails to amaze me when stuff like this happens to Paris. Not because I’m shocked when it does, but rather that it gets reported everytime. Here is a woman who practically has the entire media blogsphere in the palm of her hands, and we play right into them. That’s it. This is the last Paris Hilton blog entry I will ever write. That is… until she does some other thing that’ll make me go OMG! Just like the stuff you’ll find over here — celebs at their most OMG.

It’s been some time since the teen soap opera The O.C. has ended. And like it’s trite storylines, the post-show career of Mischa Barton has been a veritable checklist of bad-girl young Hollywood behavior. DUI, arrests, drunken public behavior, nipslips, upskirts… you get the idea. She was (and still is) on her way to great obscurity becoming nothing more than a has-been.

Yet, since we celebrate the sad and obscene, rejoicing in their crazy ways, perhaps secretly still wishing we were them, no matter how many times we watch them fall and make a fool out of themselves, we still rejoice whenever they do their best to get back on the proverbial horse.

Well, looks like Mischa might just have a chance to mount that horse once again, as long as she doesn’t fuck it up. It’s rumored that she’s being considered to join the cast of the revamped Melrose Place (or Melrose V’09 as I call it in my head) set to debut this fall. If things pan out and she gets to join the cast, then at the very least she’ll have a steady income to support her drug habit (Just kidding! Or am I…). With all the magazines she’s come out in the past year (I counted 4, and it’s only March) it seems like she’s the one doing the campaigning. I guess she’s really that desperate for work.

Truth be told, I wouldn’t mind seeing Mischa do Melrose. It would be great to explore her nasty side. And maybe there’ll be some lezzie love scenes, since they are updating the series for today’s audience. With all the bed-hopping and partner-swapping that went on in the original, I wonder how far the updated version will go. Probably not as far as Mischa going nude since it’ll still be network TV. But if you’re itching to see Mischa a little less clothed, try this place out and maybe you’ll get lucky.

The fates are kind to all of us hot-blooded horny men who believe in their heart of hearts that Megan Fox is the woman we’re all supposed to be with. She has just ended her relationship with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles star Brian Austin Green and has been going out and about in Hollywood and looking seemingly unfazed by the whole situation.

This is good news for all of us. That means she’ll be free to do whatever she wants, whether it’s that Playboy pictorial we’re all dying for her to do. Or doing actual nude scenes in her upcoming movies. She can’t do any of that when a jealous boyfriend is lurking around every corner. I mean, come on — if you had a girlfriend like Megan, you’d wanna watch her every move — not because you’re paranoid, it’s because you can’t stop looking at her!

So, maybe future projects of Miss Fox will have amped up sexual content. Jennifer’s Body looks promising, from her faux-topless scene to a rumored lesbian encounter with Mamma Mia hottie Amanda Seyfried, the portents look good. Filming is still ongoing, so maybe she’ll agree to some additional sex scenes that the director will hopefully throw at her.

So, all in all, it’s a good day. I’m not even bummed finding out about Giselle Bundchen’s wedding anymore. As long as Megan Fox is free and full of hotness, I’m happy. And if you wanna be happy too, check this out and find some pretty hot pics and vids of Megan and a bunch of other sexy celebs.

One’s an A-list Academy Award winning actress who’s bad-girl behavior has been fodder for tabloids and celeb bloggers; the other’s a former TV star who’s transition into major-movie star has been rife with drama and disappointment. Two chicks with seemingly nothing in common besides the business they both work in and yet, they have another thing in common: Brad Pitt.

Yes, I’m talking about Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. By now, you know the story. I don’t need to repeat it here. For the longest time since the “incident” the two have been avoiding each other like the plague, Angelina doing her best impression of a happy homemaker by snatching up properties all over the world and adopting practically anything that needs a mommy, and Aniston doing her best to achieve box-office recognition while jumping from man to man until finally settling on musical douche John Mayer. In a world where two people that have no reason to come across one another, fate will always find a way to do just that. And that’s exactly what happened at Sunday’s Oscars.

Sure, Jennifer avoided the red carpet opting instead to go through the back door — no doubt a smart move else she’d be answering two million different versions of the question “How do you feel about Brad and Angelina being here?”. She probably just thought she’d do her spiel and leave and that would be it. Well, I am here to tell you…

That’s exactly what happened.

Yes, that’s right. A perfect time for one of the sexiest catfights of all time, one that will be talked about at water coolers and lunch breaks for eternity, was ruined by just plain politeness and avoidance. The two shared the same air for like a brief instance when Jen was on stage and Brad and Angie were in the audience not ten feet away. But aside from a few awkwardly random cutaway shots to Angie during Jen’s shtick, nothing really happened. I was expecting jello-flinging at the very least! Okay, maybe a raised eyebrow or two, but even that was withheld. Damn these dainty Hollywood actresses!

I guess I’ll just have to wait ’til Jen and Angie do an updated version of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane to wait for them to duke it out. Meanwhile, check out some other bad behaivior from Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie over on this site if, like me, you feel cheated out of a prime girlfight opportunity.

She’s buzzing up the 'net once again, because you know wherever Pamela Anderson goes, chatty mouths will follow. The erstwhile denizen of celeb blogs and tabloid magazines is the topic of talk once again because of her rather brazen appearance at a recent Richie Rich fashion show where she strutted down the catwalk in the show’s finale wearing a gold lame swimsuit and hooker heels (is there any other kind that Pamela would wear?).

Now, this being Fashion Week where bitches are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to walk down the catwalk with pissed-off looks on their faces, it came as quite a surprise to see the larger-than-life Ms. Anderson take the stage at what is considered hallowed ground. But what everyone is really ranting about is the state of Pamela’s bod, sniping about it’s imperfections. People are also quipping about the fact that she has two kids and that she shouldn’t pulling these sorts of stunts anymore. To all of them I say: What the fuck is your problem?

Pamela Anderson is larger than life. And the fact that she’s over 40 and can still confidently wear a gold swimsuit for everyone to see is a testament to the woman’s undying sexiness. Sure, her bod’s not perfect, but it’s still pretty hot and tight if you ask me. She works out and keeps in pretty good shape, more than most of the 20 year-old women out there. The fact that she was asked by the designer to appear in their show proves that she’s still got it.

So, naysayers be damned. I say you’re all just a bunch of bitter old fuckers who only wishes they were half-as memorable as Pamela. My girl is the bomb, and as far as I’m concerned, she will always be.

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I’ll bet Hugh Hefner’s weeping into his silk robe right about now. All three of his “girlfriends” have now left him for younger men (and, really, isn’t everyone younger than Hef?) and are all set to lead their own lives away from the mansion.

Kendra Wilkinson is all set to wed football player Hank Baskett. He’s somewhat of an all-American hero, so as a result, Kendra wants to clean up her image to be Mrs. All-American hero. Ergo, no more nude Playboy photoshoots. WHAT?! Say it ain’t so Kendra! No more perky boob shots? No more trimmed bush pics? Sad, but true. She’s even getting her own reality show, thereby officially leaving The Girls Next Door. The new show will chronicle her “new life” outside the mansion and away from Playboy. Sounds pretty lame to me, but like many of you, any excuse to watch this blonde bombshell will always be welcome.

Bridget Marquardt on the other hand, is keeping her new found beau pretty close to her siliconed chest. Being the oldest at 35 (that’s 78 in bunny years) must have been difficult for her to see her much younger housemates move on quicker than she. Well, apparently her man has come, in the guise of film maker Nicholas Carpenter whom she met while on the set of her flick The Telling. No engagement or wedding plans are in the works yet, but Bridget seems pretty happy about the relationship so far and so things look pretty good. No word yet from her if she’ll continue to do Playboy after the marriage, but if she does, she’s only got a couple more years before she officially becomes extinct.

It would be interesting to see how things go from here. Will Kendra and Bridget find true happiness? Or will their love lives crumble and they’ll be forced to crawl back into Hef’s bed and magazine where they’ll be spreading their cooch for the pages of Playboy once again? I’m hoping for the latter — not the heartbreak, just the continued nudie shots.

So, if he idea of not seeing these two naked again gives you withdrawal symptoms, head on over here and see Kendra and Bridget do what they do best: get naked for you!

Walking corpse Lindsay Lohan was spotted carrying a couple of boxes of pizza which leads many to believe that she’s finally doing something to rehabilitate her decimated figure. But judging by these photos — the sunken cheeks, the baggy clothes — it looks like it might be just a little too late.

Lindsay already looks sick. When she smiles, she actually looks frightening instead of endearing. The light that always seemed to be so infectious about her has just disappeared completely. One will always wonder if she’ll ever get it back.

It would be so easy to blame all of this on this carpet-munching “phase” people believe her to be going through. But lest we forget, her career was already on shaky ground pre-Samantha. Flop after flop she just hasn’t gotten a good movie role since her Mean Girls days. And now it looks like if she doesn’t shape up, she might end up delivering pizzas instead of ordering them!

I can see it now: you call your favorite pizza place, make an order, 20 minutes later Lindsay Lohan is at your doorstep, delivering your pizza. Would you feel bad for her? Would you invite her in, share a slice with her? Or would you just point and laugh? Either way, it would be a complete shock if she ends up as one of those “Where Are They Now…” anecdotes in entertainment news shows.

Well, I’m sure when that happens, we’ll be the first to hear about it, including all of the scandalous happenings of this wild child. To see all the craziness, head on over here and get more of your Lindsay fix.

Some men have the best luck in the world. Who wouldn’t wanna be the one to write on the tits of a super hot supermodel for a living. When the model is the sizzling Petra Nemcova, I get doubly, triply jealous!

The hot Victoria’s Secret model and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition mainstay was snapped doing some sort of art project where her perfect mounds was the canvass. I wonder if third-grade arts and crafts would have been more interesting for me if this was the activity.

Now, you might be wondering why she doesn’t look familiar to you. Well, for one, she traded in her trademark long flowing blonde locks for this more severe, banged brunette look. You know how models are, always changing their appearance to fit whatever style is popular at the time to make themselves still relevant. But blonde or brunette, redhead or albino, I’ll fuck her in any way shape or form. Just to be able to get near that hot body of hers, and have her give me one of her patented dimpled smiles while she goes down on my wang. That would be enough to make me nut, filling that sweet mouth with all my cum.

If you’ve always wondered what those beautiful breasts look like underneath the bikini top or lace bra, well, now you know. Gone are the days of imagining what they look like as she poses for pics on the pages of Sports Illustrated, or strut down the runway at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show. Head on over to this site if you still wanna see more of this stunner, along with some other hot celebs and models.