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Weeks ago, it has been reported that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the matter. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of blunder. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ruse to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

First, the pantless fashion. Then, the outrageous headpieces. Next, her exploding tits on her last concert. I’m somewhat a fan of Lady GaGa, because she can carry her eccentricity well. But this has got to be the last thing I would want to see on her–the one-line eye brow. This is totally ridiculous and out of line, that it just erased all my fascination with her. Gaga, if you want more people looking up on you, please stop this shit now and just focus on your music.

This singer first spurt out into the music scene by teaming up with music producer RedOne and produced Billboard number one hit of 2008, Just Dance. Soon after Lady GaGa has already become a family name across the world. And it’s not just because of her music but also because of the way she dresses. She was almost arrested in Russia because of her pantless fashion, has already been ridiculed by many critics because of her I-look-like-a-tranny-but-I-love-it look, but we have to agree her fashion sense’s one of the things that pulled her to the top.

But… but, why this? This look is nuts. Well, not much insane as her other looks, but at least in those she doesn’t look like a cracked up whore. If she continue looking like this, God help her so her fans wouldn’t boycott her. Or God help us that her fans don’t imitate this cheap stripper look, because if they did that would be pandemonium. Anyway, if you want to see more of Lady GaGa’s sexy ass, nipslips, and more, check this out.

Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair makeovers,  Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker locks than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets on her short shorts and orange tanktop. Thank God, yesterday she wore a bra.

This recent hair makeover of hers gets me wondering what’s next for Britney. Why, we all know what happened when she had a breakdown a few years ago. It was her hair that gives us the cue that Britney’s going crazy, and crazier by the minute. Now, what’s with the brunette hairdo? Is it to reflect her rumored engagement with her agent/boyfriend? Hope Brit slows it down this time and watch her back, and bank account too, before settling down with yet another man.

I pity Britney’s hair, seriously. They seem like the one she experiments on whenever something new’s happening in her life. We’ll never know for sure how long this hair color will stay on her this time, because we’ll never know when she’ll shave her head again. Yeah, Britney’s unpredictable like that; her show isn’t called Circus for nothing. But I honestly prefer her blonde. Why, well blonde fits her personality more; because you know what they say about blondes… Anyway, if you want to take a look back at Britney’s crazy misbehaviors, upskirts, nipslips and more, drop by at this place here.

The CW show, 90210 remake hasn’t really been making waves in primetime television as CW did with the first season of Gossip Girl. But even though the show’s kinda lame headlines-wise, what’s happening behind the scenes fires up the set. All this thanks to 90210 oldie/LAPD-hall-of-famer Shannen Doherty and 90210 newbie, Shenae Grimes. The two has been reportedly bitching each other out on the set on its first season. Apparently, Doherty, thinking it’s still 1990s and Beverly Hills 90210 is still on,  acts out like a diva on set. An Enquirer source tells us she “talks down to the costume designers and caterers like they’re her servants and prances around like she’s Hollywood royalty.”

But newbie Shenae, who looks like she hasn’t eaten anything her whole life, wouldn’t take Shannen’s grits sitting down. So she goes outbitching Shannen, referring to her as an “effin’ bitch” when Shannen first walked on to 90210’s set. Grimes’s confidence must have been influenced by the ‘events’ that’s happening to Shannen Doherty lately. Remember Shannen’s face off with the Malibu cops? Oh, if you don’t that’s totally understandable. Anyway, the former Charmed actress who played Prue Haliwell asked Malibu cops for help regarding reporters who have been following her. But the cops were baffled because they didn’t know who she is. Ha! No one knows who you are anymore, bitch.

But aside from outbitching the 90210 alum, that Shenae Grimes girl also has her own share of misdemeanors, possibly following Shannon’s felon-strudded past. The 18-year-old girl was spotted by the paparazzis smoking tobacco sticks at a West Hollywood supermarket. Not only did she puff one, she actually bought at least 6 packs. Seems like this girl isn’t Shannen Doherty’s nemesis afterall; she’s actually her protegee. To get more news from these Hollywood bitches, click here.

The woman who looked like she ate the marshmallow man is coming to a stage near you. Well, if you happen to live in London’s West End that is. Yes, Mariah Carey, the woman who is single-handedly responsible for the Hello Kitty shortage in the world is headed for the stage. Yes, you read that right. And we’re not talking Glitter: The Musical here. No no, she will be appearing in a legitimate West End play that she will be paid £15,000 a week for. That’s about 24,000 in US dollars. Chump change for Mimi, right? That’s probably how much she pays for shampoo in a week, maybe. So I guess she must really want this. And in London, no less?

Apparently, Mimi has always wanted to act on the stage. While in the UK promoting her new single, she talked to several stage producers about appearing in one of the local productions According to the Mirror UK, “Mariah has always wanted to star in a play so this really is a dream come true.” And get this - it was the producers of the yet-to-be-disclosed play that asked her to be in their production! “She was hugely flattered to have been asked and is determined to nail the part… she is pretty confident in her own abilities. Mariah’s done a bit of acting in her time but nothing on this scale.” And by scale, they’re not talking about her ever-expanding waistline. Or her boobs.

I’m guessing none of those producers has seen any of Mariah’s attempts at acting. Forget Glitter, how about her cameo in The Bachelor? Or the direct-to-video Wise Girls? Heck, you don’t even have to watch those movies for fear of losing your sanity, just watch some of her music videos where she attempts to act, like Honey or Heartbreaker. Camp to the M-A-X. But then again, maybe we’re jumping the gun here. We don’t even know what the production is. For all we know, the role is a self-obsessed, narcissistic, overly annoying perfectionist drag queen. In which case, she’d be playing herself. Except for the drag queen part. Although, I’m not really sure about that one either. 40 years old and never pregnant? Just sayin’… So we’ll be looking forward to this sure-to-be-atrocity on the London stage. Expect really old men who were alive during the time of Shakespeare to be picketing against this travesty to the theater outside on opening night. But again, she could prove us all wrong. After all, when Mimi sets her mind on something, she gets it done. See your favorite Hollywood stars get determined to get you hard right here.

Celebs think they can get away with anything. Especially if they believe it’s for a good cause. Take raging idiot Jessica Alba for instance. While in Oklahoma shooting her next shitacular The Killer Inside Me, she decided it would be a good thing to express her environmentalist issues by plastering giant posters of scary-looking killer sharks all over the city to incite awareness for the dwindling number of Great Whites due to illegal poaching and the rise of Sharksfin Dumplings. Okay, maybe not that last one. But her attempts at being political once again makes her look like a grade-A dumb-ass (“Be Sweden” anyone?). Here’s why…

One, the posters she splatered all over the city just has a picture of a fierce, toothy fish with absolutely nothing written on it. What is it supposed to be? A Jaws tribute? Maybe a peition to make Deep Blue Sea 2: Deeper Bluer Sea-er? How are people supposed to know it’s for Great White conservation. Then again, Jess did spearhead this so the attempt is as vapid as the attemptee. Two, she posted things on private property, like a billboard for United Way. A billboard that the charity organization will have to pay to replace since the glue she used was the heavy-duty shit that doesn’t wash off. So the whole billboard has to be replaced. Ironic isn’t it? Fucking up a charitable organization that helps HUMANS to further the cause of SHARKS. That eat HUMANS. Ah, the circle of life…

When the proverbial shit hit the fan, Jessica issued an apology to tabloid show TMZ. “I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.” So, in short Jessica was passing the buck. This bitch can never take responsibilty for anything! I bet if she ends up cheating on her husband, she’ll find a way to blame him. Some girls just don’t know when to quit. Thank God she’s hot as shit. You can see that for yourself here.

Now that she’s got the whole delusions of movie stardom out of her head, fatty Jessica Simpson is heading back to the small screen that made her famous in the first place. And before you start thinking she’ll be starring in a reality show based on her soaring weight gain and plummeting music and film career, think again. No. The idiotic blonde is set to star in the reality/documentary called The Price of Beauty, a program that features Jess going around the world and discovering the many shocking things women would do to make themselves beautiful. Basically every single Oprah episode on make-overs condensed into one frenetically-edited set to crappy pop music reality show featuring one of the widest asses in Hollywood today.

It’s still pretty unclear if Jess will shed the poundage before taking on the TV hosting duties, but what is clear is that she will apparently experience some of the extreme beauty regimens she discovers herself. So it’s kinda like a cross between The Swan and Fear Factor with a bit of Animal Planet thrown in. You know, because the women would be dogs before their regimens and hot chicks after. Details are still under wraps about what exactly the show will contain, but one thing is for sure, you’re gonna have to sit through Jessica’s annoying nasal faux-Southern accent for 40 minutes every week while watching rich and deluded skanks nip, tuck, staple, stretch, exfoliate, and make-over themselves for the sake of vanity. I can’t think of a more exciting show to see.

In all seriousness, why is this woman still working? Scratch that. Why is this woman still relevant? It seems like since she debuted her hefty figure months ago, people have been clamoring for her disappearance. Yet the media still seems to embrace this Jabba. Vanity Fair covers (still not over that one), constant press coverage, and in-depth coverage of her attempts at weight loss are rampant on both TV and the net, and we just sit here and roll our eyes at this idiocity. It’s about time that we, as bloggers, come together and just basically ignore her to get it in her head that WE DON’T WANT TO SEE HER ANYMORE! But unfortunately, a lot of people still wanna see her. She has, after all, become the poster girl for hick-town middle America. You know, those women who waddle through the mall wearing the tiniest clothes and thinking their the shit, when in actuality they’re overweight tubs of lard that should never be allowed out of the house. It’s people like Jessica that make fat people delusional. And delusion leads to the most embarassing situations. Kinda like the situations you’ll find right here.

Back in 1992, a little movie about a high school cheerleader who wakes up one day and gets the power to battle the undead unspooled in theaters to disappointing results. In 1997, that box-office flop was adapted into a TV series that not only became a huge ratings gainer, but had received critical acclaim and garnered many awards and praises. It was so successful in fact, that it even spawned a spin-off series. The show ended after 7 seasons and has been rumored to be returning to the big screen from whence it originated ever since. Now, the show that made carrying a wooden stake in your purse cool is being brought back into theaters in a new and updated way. I, of course am talking about Buffy The Vampire Slayer. And it’s lead actress Sarah Michelle Gellar will not be a part of it.

Yup, the role that made her a household name will go on without her thereby dashing any hopes of a box-office success for her since The Grudge. And SMG isn’t the only one to not be involved in the project. Original scribe and series creator Joss Whedon won’t be involved either. The project is being spearheaded by the movie version’s original director and producer Fran Rubel Kuzui and Kaz Kuzui who were the one’s who bought the original screenplay by a then unknown Whedon and own the license of the franchise to this day. They are basically planning a reboot (ala the Batman franchise) which will take the character into new, darker, more epic directions. So one question remains: Who will play Buffy?

Since the project is still in the starting stages, word hasn’t gotten around Hollywood yet. But knowing the PR and agent machines in Tinseltown, a lot of up and coming young actresses will be crawling over each other to get the part. Wouldn’t matter if the script sucked or if the direction was weak (didn’t stop then hot property Kristy Swanson from doing the original) they would jump at the chance to be compared to SMG’s wooden acting abilities. But if the producers need casting choices, just tune in to the CW any night of the week and take your pick of young nubile Hollywood ingenues who would even suck some cock to get the part. How’d you think they ended up on the CW in the first place? See all the sleazy sides of stardom right here.

First there was Janice Dickinson. Then there was Twiggy. Now, the latest America’s Next Top Model judge to bite the dust is (insert faux-sincere Tyra Banks voice here) Llllllllegendary Supermodel Paulina Porizkova. She’s been a judge on the modeling competition program now for about three cycles and while there were no rumors of bad blood between the retired legend and the ego-crazy diva-wannabe, it still comes as no surprise that Tyra fired Paulina’s ass. Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that it was Tyra who canned Paulina. Which is for the best, since Paulina had gotten tired of Tyra’s crazy diva ways. How tired? Well, I’ll let Paulina tell you herself.

In an interview with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, Paulina regaled him with stories of how she would wait for Tyra to arrive on set. “It’s six hours later and I feel like I am being told my time is not as valuable as hers. They pointed out that I should shut up and be grateful for the job and that Tyra is really busy. I think that my little hissy fits about ‘Well, we are all here on time. Why can’t she?’ didn’t go over all that well.” The conversation then veered towards Paulina’s opinions on the high turnover rate for female judges on the show. “I don’t think that in Tyra’s universe that’s even a consideration. I don’t think she cares. I’m not even sure she was aware that I existed way out there in Siberia, much like I am not sure she knew Twiggy existed.” And the most surprising revelation of all - Tyra doesn’t speak to Paulina in real life. “All I know of her is literally when we are on set talking to each other in front of the cameras. That is the only time she would speak to me.”

Okay, hold the motherfuckin’ phone! Are we to believe that Tyra Banks, who’s greatest modeling achievement is showcasing her large tatas on the pages of Sports Illustrated and acting (badly) in a John Singleton movie has the gall to ignore a model who has been on the cover of Vogue and many other magazines, who’s held million-dollar contracts for cosmetics companies like Lancome, and who’s modeling legacy consists of some of the greatest designers and photographers who ever lived? No wonder other model judges are sashaying their way out of ANTM. There is so much ego tripping on Tyra’s part it’s not even funny. Just because it’s her show doesn;t mean she has the right to treat the people around her like vapor. Then again, what do you expect from someone who is desperate to stay relevant in an industry that practically vomits her up. But the opposite of vomit-inducing pics and videos can be found right here.

It seems that nearly dying and losing whatever career she has left has not let booze-hound and crack-head Amy Winehouse from reaching for the sky. And by sky I mean Skyy Vodka. It sure hasn’t dampened her spirit in the least. And by spirit I mean the many available bottled and awaiting eager lips to provide an escape from it all. Just goes to show that some people just cannot change.

She’s still on the island resort of St. Lucia where she seems to have been for months now, and she was reported to have fainted while doing some crazy karate moves. Kinda like the ones you see here. When word of what happened got out the spin team chalked it up to “dehydration” claiming that Amy has been having so much fun that she forgot to hydrate. That would have been a perfectly good excuse if people didn’t spot her at a local club the next day downing drinks like they were becoming extinct. It didn’t help when a few hours later she was seen passed out stone-cold drunk at one of the tables. Looks like the bout of dehydration struck her again!

Now, I am not gonna sit here and preach about the dangers of alcohol. That would be hypocritical of me. After all, most people who did great things were drunks. Earnest Hemingway. Lionel Barrymore. Pretty much everyone during the Roman empire. George W. Bush. Okay, that last one is debatable. So may be this is Amy’s way of channeling her artistic juices (I so DO NOT wanna think about Amy WInehouse’s juices) and funneling them into her music. The only problem is, she’s not doing any of her music. Record company executives are furious over the long wait for her to finish her new album, and they’re running out of patience. They would abandon plans, but they’ve already paid her a very hefty advance on the songs. So she’s just wasting that money away on cheap booze and crazy karate lessons.

So if she is one to glug before greatness, then let her be. But use this prodigious talent wisely. Get results. Work first, paaaarty later. Don’t fall on your face and drown in a pool of your own vomit. Get your bony ass moving and do amazing things. The crazy can wait. For now, have a little bit of creative flow and let things smooth out of you. Who knows, you just might enjoy it.

And you will definitely enjoy some crazy, sexy, and revealing celeb stuff here.