Haunted Celebs Blog

I haven’t heard from Jessica Simpson in weeks now, and I honestly hope that she’s alive. No, seriously, it’s true. After all the accidents and suicides that had happened to Hollywood stars, it makes you really think if a star’s in their right minds nowadays. Especially Jessica. Though, she isn’t always in her right mind, now she’s got to be guided and looked for because she’s nursing a broken heart. It makes you crazy you know, look at Britney Spears.

The last news I heard about Jessica was either she was too drunk at a party, or… she was to drunk after a party. See. These are the kinds of signals we should be watching out for. They resemble a Britney 2005 phenomenon. We wouldn’t want Jessica shaving her long blonde hair, right? Anyway, see more of Jessica by dropping by this place here, and yeah, look out for signs that she’s going crazy too.

Seems like Miranda Kerr is on the top of the world these days. Well, aside from her stint as a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she was recently named as a David Jones Ambassador. I don’t honestly know what that means and I don’t care. All I know is that Miranda’s getting loads of money and it just adds another level to her hotness meter. Okay now, that didn’t sound right, did it?

Anyway, back to my new apple-of-the-eye Aussie model Miranda. The only thing I dislike about her is that she’s already engaged. If you don’t know who the lucky bastard is, well, then let me tell you. It’s Orlando Bloom. Yeah, that other pirate in the Pirates movie and the long-haired pretty boy from Lord of the Rings. Yes, they are engaged. Or not, because they are repeatedly denying it despite Miranda being seen with an engagement ring wherever she goes.

But this is Hollywood, people. No one stays together for so long. So let’s just hope they separate soon, then Miranda goes ‘Katie Price‘ insane because of her broken heart and do all sorts of crazy stuff. Haha. Anyway if you want to catch more of Miranda’s hotness, drop by here. Enjoy!

These vampire-themed shows are making me sick already. Good thing, the producers of True Blood were wise enough to hire hottie Evan Rachel Wood to star as Queen Sophie-Ann, the Vampire Queen of Luisiana. Yeah whatever that title means. What’s important is that Evan will be a regular this season. If you ask me, I’d say the girl’s suited for that role. Well, look at her skin, man. She’s as pale as Rob Pattinson with full Vampire make-up.

Marilyn Manson’s ex has been wanting the vampire role so badly that in fact she expressed her desire to becoming a vampire in True Blood by stressing she has pale skin and she doesn’t need make-up so the producers can save their cash up. Good for her, her efforts of not staying under the sun paid off and she got herself a role.

Meanwhile, we heard the news this hottie’s going strong with Z-list actor Shane West. Lucky dude. Evan’s practically a goddess, despite her (wrong) choices of men to be in a relationship with. But then again, she’s still young, she’ll change her mind soon and move on… I hope. Anyway, if you want more pics of Evan, plus juicy scandals of her past, visit this place here.

Weeks ago, it has been reported that Lindsay Lohan allegedly stole $50,000-worth set of jewelries from an Elle magazine photoshoot, and the police were about to hold the actress in question regarding the matter. But the questioning didn’t happen because Elle magazine denied that Lindsay was of any part of the missing jewelry incident. The magazine’s spokesperson even stated, “Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

No word was heard from Lindsay regarding the matter. Well, it’s good if she kept mum about it to keep her out of trouble. Because this isn’t the first time Lindsay has been involved in this kind of blunder. But probably she was just too busy bugging her on-and-off girlfriend Samantha Ronson to death.

Now, a few developments on the mumba jumba surfaced. It turns out that the missing jewels wasn’t even in Elle’s photoshoot with Lindsay; she didn’t even get the chance to wear them. So what the fuck was the fuzz all about? Is it just another ruse to get Lindsay up the headlines, or to promote the magazine issue where she was in the cover? I hope they realize that no one wants to hear from Lindsay’s misfortunes anymore. It’s pathetic, really.

But if you aren’t as tired as we are with Lindsay, visit this place for a boxfull of her scandalous past (and present).

Who would have thought Avril Lavigne is fun? Well, almost. The pop-rock singer was spotted at the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez partying with her friends and looking hot in her striped top and black skirt. With a cigarette stick in her ear while a bunch of men were pouring drinks down her mouth, Avril shocked us by not being a totally evil bitch, instead she went girls-gone-wild drunk.

I don’t think Avril remembered having a husband on this night, because she flirted and danced with numerous men all night long as if she’s single and available. Hmm, is she? Well, if they’re broken up that wouldn’t be a surprise. Whoever would choose to put up with Avril’s bitchiness all his life anyway?

So she has been reading “Lindsay Lohan’s Guide to Partying” manual lately and this makes her a lot of fun. Hope she keeps on doing this until she excelled in it. Until then, let’s first satisfy ourselves with her mishaps and scandals that you can check out here.

Seems like this 90210 star needs to get all the attention she can get so she’s spotted wearing bikinis every time the paparazzis’ cams click. Well, we’re glad Annalynne McCord does that because she looks way better in them than when she wears uhm, regular clothes. Here she wears a pink ruffled bikini as she celebrates her 22nd birthday in Malibu.

The reportedly other half of Twilight star Kellan Lutz makes bits of news with her (numerous) nipslips, upskirts, and yes, a car accident. But she never did make it to the headlines, though. I wonder why… Maybe it’s because of her one-expression face both on and off set of her teen show. Haha! (Okay, that’s not even funny.)

Well anyway, let me greet you all the same Annalynne. Happy birthday to you and I wish you a fucktape to finally get you in the spotlight. You’ve been in Hollywood a while honey, don’t you think it’s time?

No, I don’t watch Entourage and I don’t intend to. I just mentioned it because it stars this chick named Emmanuelle Chriqui and she’s so fucking hot. I admit I didn’t know who she were before. I don’t even know how to pronounce her surname, but what the hell, I know her now and that’s what matters. Why, hello there Emmanuelle. Call me.

Have I already mentioned that this Canadian actress is hot? If you still don’t recognize this beauty, you might have remembered there’s a hot chick starring alongside Adam Sandler on the flick You Don’t mess with the Zohan. Well, she’s that chick. You still don’t remember? That’s good so I can keep her for myself.

I’ve already seen this chick’s sexy pictures before, but they didn’t really appeal to me as much as now. It’s probably because she was just another pretty face/hot body without a name. Can her agents change her name or something? Because it’s just so hard to remember. Anyway, what really really prompted me to take note of her name finally is this picture right here below. See it yourself, enjoy, and check this place out for more sexy pics, upskirts, and nipslips of Emmanuelle Chriqui. (See I have to repeat her name over and over so I’ll remember.)

First, the pantless fashion. Then, the outrageous headpieces. Next, her exploding tits on her last concert. I’m somewhat a fan of Lady GaGa, because she can carry her eccentricity well. But this has got to be the last thing I would want to see on her–the one-line eye brow. This is totally ridiculous and out of line, that it just erased all my fascination with her. Gaga, if you want more people looking up on you, please stop this shit now and just focus on your music.

This singer first spurt out into the music scene by teaming up with music producer RedOne and produced Billboard number one hit of 2008, Just Dance. Soon after Lady GaGa has already become a family name across the world. And it’s not just because of her music but also because of the way she dresses. She was almost arrested in Russia because of her pantless fashion, has already been ridiculed by many critics because of her I-look-like-a-tranny-but-I-love-it look, but we have to agree her fashion sense’s one of the things that pulled her to the top.

But… but, why this? This look is nuts. Well, not much insane as her other looks, but at least in those she doesn’t look like a cracked up whore. If she continue looking like this, God help her so her fans wouldn’t boycott her. Or God help us that her fans don’t imitate this cheap stripper look, because if they did that would be pandemonium. Anyway, if you want to see more of Lady GaGa’s sexy ass, nipslips, and more, check this out.

Well, if Lindsay Lohan has a competition on being the greatest young mess in the entertainment scene, then it’s none other than Mischa Barton. I know she’s not the celeb you’d want to read about, but the way this British mess takes her life and career down proves to be such and inspiration to those young Hollywood stars who’d like to destroy their lives. With all those DUI, nipslips, and cocaine sniffing, Mischa’s got it bad. Way to go down, girl.

With all the mishaps she’s making, this former The OC starlet reminds me of Courtney Love so bad. In time, she’ll be the next Kurt Cobain widow. Last 2007, Mischa got arrested for DUI, possession of marijuana, and driving without valid license. Recently, she got kicked out of the ladies room at Whisky Mist nightclub when she tried to bring herself and her friend into one of the cubicles. Maybe this hippie-looking drunkard thinks it’s cool when you walk around the world looking high, with red droopy eyes and fucked up face. She thinks it’s going to get her  business, or endorsements. Speaking of endorsements, shockingly, Mischa was named the new face of “Herbal Essences” this year. So, I was thinking, the people at that company must all be high on marijuana to even think of getting her as their endorser. Mad, mad world we have.

Mischa is also part of the CW show The Beautiful Life, alongside Corbin Bleu of the High School Musical fame, Sarah Paxton, and Elle Macpherson, which is going to air on September of this year. Good thing for her, despite all her slip ups she still gets to find work–amidst the recession. But let’s wait, I’m sure she’ll mess up even more once she gets to collect her talent fee. By the way if you want to check out her nipslips and drunk-to-death pics, drop by this place.

Known for her outrageous and spontaneous hair makeovers,  Britney Spears oops did it again recently as she was seen shopping yesterday at Bed Bath and Beyond in LA sporting darker locks than her usual blonde do. She was with her agent turned boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and a roomful of bodyguards as she walked the streets on her short shorts and orange tanktop. Thank God, yesterday she wore a bra.

This recent hair makeover of hers gets me wondering what’s next for Britney. Why, we all know what happened when she had a breakdown a few years ago. It was her hair that gives us the cue that Britney’s going crazy, and crazier by the minute. Now, what’s with the brunette hairdo? Is it to reflect her rumored engagement with her agent/boyfriend? Hope Brit slows it down this time and watch her back, and bank account too, before settling down with yet another man.

I pity Britney’s hair, seriously. They seem like the one she experiments on whenever something new’s happening in her life. We’ll never know for sure how long this hair color will stay on her this time, because we’ll never know when she’ll shave her head again. Yeah, Britney’s unpredictable like that; her show isn’t called Circus for nothing. But I honestly prefer her blonde. Why, well blonde fits her personality more; because you know what they say about blondes… Anyway, if you want to take a look back at Britney’s crazy misbehaviors, upskirts, nipslips and more, drop by at this place here.